Ways to get kicked out of walmart 2.0

Be @ItsJerry or me. (He wanted to shoot everyone, I kinda want too)

 

simply, walk out

 

#25 Ride a bicycle out of the store

 

#26 Cover yourself in all the whipped cream there while a very romantic song plays.

 

#27 Promise to "heal" someone ;)

 

Your now my best friend, RUGBY BUDDEHS. Jk


also here is the things i do when my family are shopping:

Change all the pictures on the iPads, Samsung Tablets, iPods, iPhones etc to pictures of myself.

Knock down big piles of bean cans by accident(never actually done this lol but its funny)

Run around doing ultimate parkour over stuff lol

Fart when I walk past people

Mess with the staff

Drift the Shopping Cart

 

How do you even drift a shopping cart on a marble surface?

As for the things i would do.


Run through aisles with a huge speaker playing slayer's 'Raining Blood' at full volume

Walk through the women's underwear department making all the weird sounds i hear on ts. c:

 

On I press the breaks and sliidee like you go into that pussy... My mum gets so mad but I'm like "U DISRESPECT ME JAPANSE FRANDS"

 

I'm pretty sureWalmart carts dont have breaks.. lol

 

Im Scottish, we have breaks on them