For scientific people who were about to say about this thread like "Potatoes can't ride you brainless Sline ball" I suggest you should keep for themselves because this is a joke, what's so serious about a joke? Anyhow back to topic. Oh potato, Can I bake And eat you :3.
This breaks the laws of physics. A potato that is able to ride a bike without legs or even body weight to be supported by the bike would fall over, yet this potato is able to ride a bike while breaking those laws... MIND BLOWN.