Mommy...?

No.
Mom, where are the tacos?

 

Honey, the walrus ate them

Mommy, can I date SlenderMan and have a SmileDog?!

 

No
mom can i have DWG715 As a pet

 

Of course honey! Just buy him a walrus!

Mommy, can I be im the world of MLP?

 

of corse not
mommy can i watch u and dad " do it " as u say it. in bed?

 

I don't Know ask your Mom
Mommy, are you a lesbian?

 

Not unless you want me to be! ;D

Mommy, can I have a dog???? :D

 

NO

Mom, mom, mom, mommy, ma, ma, mama, ma, mom, mommy
Hi :D

 

*facepalm* Why did I ever agree to raise a turtle...
Mom, where's Dad?

 

In my butt ( long story don't ask )
Mom can I have a girlfriend

 

IDGAF GET ONE YOU LAZY SACK
Mom, where is my acid?

 

It's inside the pony
Mommy,How are babies made?

 

In my stomach
Mommy why are you a girl not a guy?

 

idk how to answer that D:

Mommy, whats ur name

 

R

Mommy. Can I watch the yogpod?

 

Yes.

Mommy, what happened to my mountain dew?

 

You drank it

Mommy, Why did you adopt me?

 

cuz yolo
MOM! WHERE IS MY CHARGER?!!?!!? OM OMG OGGMEOGMOMGEORGEOPMFOGNER 3% LEeFTTT

 

Wait, that was a charger? Oops...
MOOOOOOMMMMM! WHY DIDN'T I WIN?
(Button style. :P)

 

Because you don't gots de feesh
Mom, where the freesh?