King of the kill

Still technically king of the hill..

 

Fine.
I murder you.
Done.

 

And then... I eat some kind of powerful manifest and screw your left arm so, you're left are weighted more so you fell and rolled down the hill cause you're fat and I apparently had to apparently jump over you which was hard but I did it anyway... in a cool way you wouldn't understand. There... King of da fuking hull... beet dat ya litale rubaks ceub (excellent spelling at the ending... I had to use hacks to get it 100% right... Seems legit)!!!

 

:(

 

I never said that... I just said that you were chubby not fat... fat is worse than chubby

 

I make a new hill, and destroy the old one. I am king of the hill. DAS RITE DAS RITE I WENT DER

 

I put a 29,383,943 inch T.V(Its possible) 200 miles away. you get attrachted and can't see well so you go 150 miles closer and leave the hill... Im king mutafuka (muh-tah-fuk-ah).

 

I tell a corny joke, you roll off the hill laughing, I take the place of king.
Yup.

 

FUK!!! um... slap? KOTH

 

*Eats everyone*
Now i'm a fat king of the hill. yup.

 

Dies from the disease, Whydoyoueateveryonewhenyoucanteat15millionpeole inlessthan20min...

Now Im KOTH

 

*Breaks your leg, then rolls you down the hill. Then takes pill that magically gets rid of all the fat.*
Nope. I'm still KOTH.

 

Opens a McDonald's and everyone rushes to it. Now I'm the King >:)

PS: HAI JFMULI!! LONG TIME, NO SEE!!!

 

*Brings burger back up to the hill*
I then turn into the hulk for a second, grab you, then throw you off the hill. I'm king now C:<

 

Throw my flaky noodles at you with the power of all the llamas! After I hit you with the noodles the force of spiciness makes you implode backwards.

I FlakyNoodledLlama stand on the hill proud to be king.

 

I say things so harsh you go crying to your mom and I take place as Queen of the hill.

 

I burn everyone using lemon fire grenades and take the place. :P

 

I get out my lemon fire grenade resistant force field and take King of the Hill.

 

I look at him... he gets blind from my Awesomeness and trips over air and land in the Buttland... there... now im KOTH

 

I raise a legion of souls and take you down, and I become the king of the kill.