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Don’t Cook Macaroni Cheese at 4AM Whilst Singing A Song About Bread!! Depressed person tries to fulfil the basic human requirement of eating food to survive but fails miserably, what happens next will SHOCK you. You won’t BELIEVE what happens! Watch until the end!

 

Listening to Spotify
Macaroni Cheese At 4AM
by Turrtles
on Mental Breakdown (International Ver.) [Deluxe Edition]

 

“Why do I bother anymore”- us everyday *fake smile*

“Mental Breakdown (FT. Turrtles) is the number one most rated album of 2023. The album has been described as unacceptably abhorrent and has received a ton of controversy lately. We reached out to Sabercado however the artist has refused to give any comments or statements regarding the controversial song lyrics leading to the public outrage on the social media platform Twitter. Some users have expressed their support for the artist with a vast majority resonating with the song “Virgin Media Is Down Again”. Sabercado is currently banned on Twitter however their last tweet reads “@virginmedia I don’t care if you sue me for defamation, I’m getting paid.”. Users have called for the censorship of the album and started a petition which has currently garnered 600,002 signatures. It is unclear why the album still remains and hasn’t been restricted yet but witnesses have recently reported a large ginger woman entering the Houses of Parliament and local radio station buildings and suspects that it is linked. We tried reaching out to Turrtles who collaborated with Sabercado on the album and who is also responsible for some of the outrageous songs in order to gain information on Sabercado’s latest life updates however nobody knows who she really is because she’s just that irrelevant and boring. Some people have taken to the streets in protest of Sabercado’s unjustly success in the music industry even going as far as to boycott all McDonald’s, Chinese restaurants and Dominoes Pizza chains in order to infuriate Sabercado who previously stated they couldn’t live without it. However, when these corporations reached out to Sabercado individually to discuss their businesses going bankrupt, Sabercado has this to say: “Anyways”. It is unclear at this point in time how the public are going to throw Sabercado off the charts but people are more determined than ever after hearing Sabercado’s latest single “Who Cares /c” which has been discovered to be plagiarised by a dead server run for the sandbox game Minecraft. ”

 

Us: Complains why we have no life and have hardly any friends
Also Us: *refer to Posts above*

 

That ONE person who comes across this and draws the most accurate conclusion that we are clinically beyond help:

 

Even more insane that I typed that whole thing out on my iPad because I don’t have my PC.
Me when someone vents to me: *patrick star falling asleep after two clarinet notes*
Me when presented with the opportunity to meme something or turn it into a joke: *GABBIE HANNA TYPING*

 

You having three roleplay DMs going on simultaneously whilst we’re in a call together

 

>>(L)(O)(O)(K)<< TPA FOR HIGHSCHOOL ROLEPLAY!! 8/12 NEED BOYS!!!
You ditching me for a HS RP:

 

Spoiler: Oh No

anyways

 

At this point… should I really be concerned? Also, I love how no one cares about what we say until they can somehow make us seem problematic and gaslight us lmao