How well can you draw America from memory?

I saw a thing online where someone did this and then I did it to show @NESlover how bad I am at drawing America and so I thought it would be interesting to see how badly people draw America.
Granted, I'm not American buuuuut lmao

Spoiler: remember no cheating cause that's rude. accept that you are wrong and let us have a cheeky giggle

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I was told that AFTER I made it.
Why do Americans have Washington and then Washington DC >:C

 

District of Columbia isn't part of Washington itself lol I don't know why its Maryland and Virginia.. It would make sense to be in Washington right?

 

This is the best representation of North America I have ever seen.

I'm surprised with your extreme skill seeing as this is how everyone sees us Americans

 

this is very much the greatest reprensentation of stereotyping american states

 

How.
I can't even draw lines that straight in person

 

English?

 

Obviously no one wanted this bit:

rip the part of canada which is meant to be there

although it is 10x better than mine:

 

Named about 30, neater if typed.

 

boy you can really tell I was born, raised, educated, and will die in...

the south

 

You missed the potheads in Washington. Some of my family used to work at valve. Some of the original valve members went to start pot farms.

You're right about the hipsters though. There's a coffee shop in my neighborhood where they serve deconstructed lattes

Because up here we're too lazy and depressed from the constant rain to come up with original names

I'm just happy that my state is even mentioned

 

Florida has shit weather, not water

 

Hotel water is shit, the water at Disney World almost made me throw up.

I guess Florida is bad in general.