Funniest way you've injured yourself?

Hi all!
I'm just curious to see the funniest ways you've hurt yourself. It doesn't have to be broken bones or anything like that, just ways you've injured yourself that could get a cheap laugh.

My expirience: I broke my finger 2 years back because I walked into a goalpost.

But yours?
Say down below.

 

I don't usually hurt myself...it's because of others (my sister lol)
When I was a toddler my sister tried slamming the fridge door on me and the back of my head was cracked open and it had to get glued back together

When I was in my early primary school years, I was being chased by my sister in a warehouse (Sam's warehouse)..I tripped and split my chin open

Edit: I forgot one where I did hurt myself. When I was in grade 4 (9 years old), I was riding my scooter in the street and when I chucked a U turn I somewhat went straight into the gutter, went flying over the scooter into a pile of gravel and rocks. Basically a rock got stuck in my knee lol and there was blood gushing down our driveway as I used the hose to clean it and get the rock out. This has left a big scar on my knee.

 

I think I'll speak for everyone here, just stubbing your toe(s) on stupid stuff. Such a killer.

 

Broke my kneecap and tore my meniscus while warming up. Didn't even start the actual workout.

 

The pain....
;-;

 

I mainly just have stupid injuries
When I was 12 I put hot glue from a hot glue gun onto paper, and stupid me wanted to see if it was hot so I put my finger right into it, turns out it was very hot, lol. Had to get sent home early from school xD

Oh and when I was 4 I was playing with a PS2/3 remote and I ended up electrocuting myself. I got a very bad injury due to that since my nerve got hit, now I have this huge scar on my rude finger that is still painful to this day, lol.

 

It was the Summer Olympics and I though I was Michael Phelps (I was real young) and I was jumping off this chair onto my wood deck that had a bunch of nails sticking up. But instead of jumping and landing on my feet I face planted into the deck and cut my upper lip really bad. Now there is a scar :>

 

In grade 6 I went to orientation at my current high school.
We had a cooking class where we made pizzas and apple turnovers.
I was washing some dishes when it was time to take out the pizza.
I did so using the wet teatowel.
I had a nice burn on my finger for like a month.
I dropped the pizza as well so I only go to eat the toppings :C

In grade 4 I kicked a football to my brother during grade 4 - prep buddy pe class whatever they called it.
I proceeded to fall over, and break my arm.
Quality.

In year 9, we were kicking soccer balls slowly to a partner facing in front of us.
I go to pick one up.
I broke my left pinky finger.

I don't remember how old I was, but we went to one of my dad's friend's house. I was like 7-8?
Anyway, I went inside, did something, then went to go outside.
Turns out 7/8 year old me was blind to glass doors.
*thwack*
Pretty good nose bleed though.

 

Another one of mine I just remembered.
Year 1 in school and we were having a pancake flipping competition. My friend was flipping and I got too close. I got ko'd and had a busted lip.

 

When I was about 6, I was on my bike and I hit a metal fence and went over it and broke my leg.

 

I once dropped a pizza in a puddle of mud
I wasn't physically hurt but emotionally


It was a good pizza goddamit

 

i once burned my finger on a rice cooker

 

I did this but the led broke inside my hand and I thought I was gonna die from led poisoning lmaooo

 

Teddy Bridgewater

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When I was 11, my house had a wire mesh door that blocked the way outside. It was nighttime, and I ran at it because I thought it was open. When I hit it, it popped out of the frame and fell on my leg xD. I didn't have any big issues, except my legs hurt for a while afterwards :P.

Also, when I was really little, I was at my daycare and I ran (I don't what it is was with me and running in these injuries) with my tongue out, as kids of the young age usually do, and I tripped over a box and bit straight through my tongue. I had to get stitches, but you can't see the scar now. :P

i was such stupid little kid

 

Jumped off a cargo only to sprain both ankles

 

When I was young, I tried to bike down stairs for no specific reason and ended up breaking my leg.
I did a 360° flip though. :)

 

In 4th grade I was playing with a pencil, I would "stab" myself with the eraser and then I flipped the pencil and accidentally stabbed myself with the tip into my palm. It started bleeding, but that was the day I first felt like a true man... Sadly that feelings only lasted about 10 seconds, then it started to hurt... a lot.

 

Graphite..............not lead.

 

eating food and then biting my tongue