fav fast food fries

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  1. Trevor

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    mine are rally's/checker's, they are crispy on the outside with a bunch of good seasoning :D
    what's yours?
     
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    Popeyes' fries are delicious
     
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    hardees/carls jr and arbys for sure
     
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  4. jonkerbeb

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    mcdonalds


    imagine something with me for a second
    youre drunk as fuck with your friends otw for food
    your friend who is a little buzzed but is still a good driver almost gets you killed a few times but you survive
    someones playing some fire shit on aux, you decide what it is in this situation
    you pull into mcdonalds
    all your friends are apes about ordering their food
    someones lighting up a blunt while you wait
    another person is a dollar short so the driver, annoyed (but not really), covers it
    you get handed your food and you put one of those skinny salty bois in your mouth

    name a better feeling
     
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  5. Ryva

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    mcdonalds and in n out
     
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  6. Trevor

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    getting high yourself.
     
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  7. MC_Scout

    MC_Scout Fearless leader Staff Member Manager

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    The definitive, undisputable, top five fry:
    1. Five Guys. Five Guys fries aren't just french fires. They are a gift from God himself. You feel conflicted between eating the absurd amount of fries that they call a small, and savoring every last piece of fried potato goodness.
    2. Culvers. For those of you who do not live in the midwest, I pity you. Culvers is one of the most underrated fast food restaurants in the country. Their crinkle cut fries are always hot, fresh and goddamn delicious.
    3. Arbys curly fires. Arbys fries are the second best side from Arbys, that honor goes to their mozzarella sticks. Still, their curly fries are absolutely delicious. The seasoning is perfect, the crispiness is just right, and the portion is good.
    4. Popeyes was criminally underrated until their chicken sandwich came out, and now they have the attention they deserve. Their fries are also very good. The key to popeyes fries is dipping them in ranch. By themselves, they are still quite delicious.
    5. Chick-fil-a waffle fries. CFA fries are good. They have a nice flavor and just the right amount of salt. They would be higher on this list, but the waffle shape contributes to two design flaws that stop this fry from transcending the ranks. First, the waffle fry shape limits the amount of fries allowed to be stuffed in the fry box. Second, the shape also makes it more difficult to dunk in sauce packets. Such demerits do not make this fry f bad, just not quite the level of the other fries.
     
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    this is a complete man
    Culver's best fast food place
     
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  9. jonkerbeb

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    What do you know about mcdonald's fries that we don't
     
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    We don't have that many fast food places in UK sooo either McDonald's or KFC
     
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    Nothing. They’re solid fries, but they’re not “holy shit amazing”.
     
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  12. Saul1337

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    When I was in America I liked Wendys fries a lot.
    Here in the Netherlands it's the big places like MacDonalds with the shitties fries, local small stores have the best ones here.
     
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    local poutine restaurants have it best here, fuck big corporation fries bro
     
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    Hungry Jacks & Red Rooster hands down
     
  15. ItsJerry

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    could not disagree more. the local small "stores" fries are way too thick, too hot, not crispy, sloppy sauce all over the fries, rotten and sour onions, small plastic fork that doesn't even grip. pathetic!

    my real big boy McDonald fries beat these small time dutch (fake belgians) any day of the week.

    how can anyone take this man serious when the only thing your unrefined palate can tolerate is chicken nuggets and naturel flavored potato chips. this man doesn't even eat pizza!
     
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  16. Saul1337

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    Uh no, you're obviously a culture vulture who hasn't tasted true passion and love in fries.
    We have a local guy, a bald man who intimidates you on the first sight who has been running his store on just his fries.
    They're home made, crispy salted perfectly nice ass fries. They're not from your bottom fries pool area where they are obviously not putting time and effort in their fries.

    A good store uses mixed oils, makes their own fries with potatoes they buy from a local farmer.
    A bad store, probably the one you experienced either make their own fries but suck at it or pretend they do but cut open a fresh batch of frozen fries every morning. My palate of fries is very rich, probably the richest thing I have.
    I have several different salts in my house alone just to make sure I have the right salt for the right fries at all times.
    I avoid certain stores because of how bad their fries are, and if at that time it's the only option I will avoid buying fries and only buying the side snacks.

    And your plastic fork argument, first of all who eats fries with cutlery? What are you, some big man who's above us all huh?
    Second of all if you choose a right place then if you eat in they will give you an actual clean fork to eat with, not that gross ass micro plastic shit they give in bottom feeder stores.

    My point stands firm like my handshake, McDonalds fries are pre-produced factory pumped gross fries that will never out class a local store who has locally bought potatoes and home made fries. They might be the big dog, but in true quality they cannot compete. While you enjoy your fast food, I enjoy my fine dining fries.

    And my food palate of raw chicken nuggets, and naturel flavored potato chips is definitely a S class palate. I dislike the sauces because they overpower the food, you might as well just eat the sauce at that point. What I taste, is the true taste of what I am being served.
    You can eat as much sauce as you want and pretend the food is good, but as I am eating my fries raw or with apple sauce on the side I can tell how they taste in their true form. I can pick out the bad ones from the good ones, when I leave that store they can either see me return with a smile on my face or they see me bike past on my electric bicycle with a frown on my face from the disgust that they have caused in my life.
     
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    popeyes fries are fire
     
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    I have clearly underestimated your expertise in french fries. It seems I'm dealing with a bit of a fry connoisseur.

    With that said, your palate is far beneath mine and you are wrong. McDonald's french fries are considered the king (william of orange) of french fries in this country.

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    This is what every french fry dish looks like from small local dutch "stores". As you can clearly see, the sauce has been sloppily drenched all over the fries, making it virtually impossible to eat without a fork (unless you are some barbarian that wants sauce and onions all over his barbaric fingers).

    What you will also find is that the fries are so thick and soft, that they remain piping hot for a very long time, too hot to eat without at least first degree burns to the mouth palate and tongue. By the time the fry has cooled down, it is completely soggy, mushy, and has no al dente bite to it.

    So why not order it without sauce? Because that's not the real Dutch (fake Belgian) way of eating it. Who gets dutch fries with no sauce?

    Oh so you think your potatoes are better because they are locally sourced? What are you? Some kind of potato hugger?

    Your salt argument is invalid. Salt is salt. Anything else is considered an herb or spice. As far as my knowledge goes, dutch fry stores do not add exotic spices to their fries. It's just plain salt, mayonnaise, and (rotten) onions that have gone sour.

    Now I know what you are thinking, because you are extremely predictable and I see at least 3 of your moves into the future: "You just went to a bad store!". Nope, that's where you're wrong. I have been to stores of all ranges, including one that was officially nominated as having the most delicious fries in all of this country for multiple years in a row. Guess what? Looked just like the image presented above.
     
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    I have to agree with this.

    Even though I don't eat fries, potatoes, etc anymore (my body won't tolerate it), I used to absolutely LOVE (and still do) MacDonalds fries. Mini fries with a lot of salt? Hmm, delicious <3
     
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    kfc drum sticks are good <: