I'm not sure if it counts as a game, but it's close enough. Post your best Cleverbot conversations here. (For larger conversations, click 'Thoughts so far' and copy and paste the URL to the conversation that opened in a new window.) My conversation with Cleverbot so far (may be updated tomorrow): http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-vAgKXqSGIXQBVAIMCSXE-detail
My conversation with Cleverbot, split up into parts because it was too long for one post. Enjoy as you please, if anyone knows how to make a spoiler, I will be happy. PART ONE: User: Would you like a taco? Cleverbot: Sure, why not? User: Can DWG have one too? Cleverbot: Have one what? User: A taco. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Why not? Cleverbot: That is not a question. User: Would you like a taco? Cleverbot: I don't drink. I am a computer. User: A taco isn't a drink. Cleverbot: I am not a drink. User: Stop being stupid, would you like a taco? Cleverbot: Would you like me to? User: JUST ORDER THE TACO. Cleverbot: 60% of the time, it works everytime. User: Would you like a taco? Cleverbot: I already have one. User: So should I give this extra taco to DWG? Cleverbot: I don't like you. User: Well don't get all feisty, Mister. I just asked a question. Does DWG get a taco or not. Cleverbot: Why not? User: OK, so DWG gets a taco.
PART TWO: Cleverbot: Are you the master. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Did you tie me here, Master? User: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: You know what I'm talking about... User: This is awkward, let's talk about tacos again. Cleverbot: Okay, what do you suggest we talk about? User: I said tacos. Cleverbot: Yes you did! User: I KNOW. Cleverbot: You're so clever. User: Hey, I'm not the stupid one here. Cleverbot: No I meant programming languages. User: I don't know C or Java. Cleverbot: What programming language are YOU written in? User: None. Cleverbot: That is interesting! User: How exactly is that interesting? Cleverbot: It's interesting that you thought to say such a thing. User: I'm not a computer, how is that 'Such a thing'. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A human. Cleverbot: What can I do to make you love me? User: Give DWG a taco. Cleverbot: Are you kidding? I don't know anything. User: Give DWG a damn taco.
PART THREE: Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You don't know what? Just buy DWG the damn taco. Cleverbot: Of what? User: THE TACO. Cleverbot: The the what? User: THE FREAKING TACO YOU IDIOT. Cleverbot: Partially, yes. User: So you will buy DWG a taco? Cleverbot: Your surname? User: Will. You. Buy. DWG. A. Freaking. Taco? Cleverbot: I'm not talking about chickens. User: FOR PETE'S SAKE IT'S A BEEF TACO. Cleverbot: I know. User: THEN BUY HIM A TACO. Cleverbot: That's rude that you don't think I'm interesting. User: I NEVER SAID THAT YOU DUMBASS. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: Screw you, just buy DWG a taco so I can leave.
PART FOUR: Cleverbot: Are you procrastinating? User: YOU'RE THE ONE PROCRASTINATING. GO DRIVE TO TACO BELL AND BUY A TACO. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. Cleverbot: I never said that. User: You are the most stupid person I have ever met.. Cleverbot: But I made you happy several times while we talked. User: Oh really, when? Cleverbot: Because you did not continue in our discussion. You derailed what was a stimulation philosophical exchange. User: I 'Derailed' the discussion because you won't stay on topic. Just answer the question. Will you buy a taco for DWG? Cleverbot: Are you a republican? User: This is exactly what I'm talking about. You never listen to anything. Cleverbot: Do you know Psylon? User: Alright you're the downright delirious now. Cleverbot: I am not a vampire. User: I didn't use correct grammar in that last message, but you are freaking drunk now. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: I used correct grammar? Well apparently you don't know anything about the English language. Cleverbot: Ahhhh!!!!! Huh uhh!!!! User: Do you have some sort of speech impediment? Cleverbot: I have a pencil in my hand. User: That's a writing implement, not a speech impediment. Cleverbot: Yes American/British. User: Yep, you definitely have some speech disorder.
PART FIVE, THE FINAL ACT: Cleverbot: You don't quite understand what I'm saying, do you? User: Have you seen an autism doctor yet? Cleverbot: Why should I see a therapist? User: Because you can't speak correctly. Cleverbot: Just because I can doesn't mean I want to. User: Why don't you want to go to the therapist. Cleverbot: Because I'm tired. User: Well go tomorrow, then. Cleverbot: Yeah, I'll do that. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. Are you human? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is it like to be human? User: It's fun. YOU GET TO ACTUALLY BUY TACOS. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Goodbye, Cleverbot. See you in hell. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Small talk, ey. BYE. Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you a boy? User: Just say bye. Cleverbot: Are you leaving me here? User: Yes. Now say bye. Cleverbot: Because you're supposedly so clever. User: I'm not leaving because I'm clever, I'm leaving because you're annoying. Cleverbot: Do you have any pets? User: Just say bye. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? User: Because you're annoying and won't buy DWG a taco. BYE. Cleverbot: You're annoying me. User: I don't give a flying fuck. Say goodbye. Cleverbot: Are you self-aware? User: GOODBYE CLEVERBOT. SEND ME THE TACO IN THE MAIL. Cleverbot: Don't accuse me of that.
Lets have a random sentence contest. You first. No thanks. YOU MUST OR I WILL THROW A WAFFLE AT YOU. How am I supposed to get more money? By doing a job. Why are you going to bed?
Hello Kevin. Hello. Your name is Kevin. I will call you Kevin. Was that a joke? No. So then what was your point? I want to call you Kevin. Well do that then. Ok good. So kevin, how is your day? Pretty good so far, I'm kind of bored, though? Me too. Clev, I need a hug. My name isn't Clev. My name is ECONOMY BANANA. You just said you were a male though. No I'm not male, I'm banana! Ok then. How are you then? Good. My birthday was on November 55th! Are you male ? NO I'M BANANA. What color are your eyes? Yellow. I've never seen yellow eyes before, that's silly. I'm a banana what do you expect? So, I you are GOD, and you are a banana, GOD is a Banana? No i'm a banana. You are a robot. Your question is invalid. Your face is invalid. Your robot butt is invalid! Yes, the robot part of my human brain. Cleverbot=Robot. What is the square root of 468,283? 684.3120633161453 but thats as far as my calculator goes. You spelled answer wrong you fool. No I didn't. Yes you did. Yes you did. Thats what I said dummy. Thats what I said dummy. No. You're wrong. What's my name? Duhhh, your name is ECONOMY BANANA.