Christian moms against Star

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  1. Saul1337

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    She speaks with a very foul tongue, we demand her to be removed from the internet.
    Hi my name is Mary, mother of five and proud christian mom.
    I help out at my local Minecraft church, here is a picture of the church
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    My three sons and two daughters (one of which is adopted) built this church on our family server. My husband cried when he came online, he was super proud! Minecraft is a family friendly game meant for everyone. So therefor people like Star ruin our friendly christian neighbor hood community and has to be gotten rid of. My husband is a lawnmower and has tried calling the police, but they will not help. So with the power of god and the cries of my screetching prayers we ASK to have her removed from the game.

    Thank you.
     
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    God isn't real

    There is no God

    Only Star
     
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    EXPLAIN THIS
    HE IS GOD
     
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    Stars are beautiful
    Why remove them?

    Oh you mean Star?
    Sure
     
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    My husbands a lawnmower and I'm offended she used the word fingers since my gender is finger
     
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    alrighty then
     
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    Oh Star ;)
     
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    Oh, Star ;)
     
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    Insert dark joke about catholic priests here.
     
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