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Sorry about the cat. Im expecting one of mine to die soon since its 14 (I have 3, one is actually my own)
Smash every single electronic device in your house :P
You can shoot them :P
I think you work for UPS. I could have sworn I just saw you checking out my package.
Wow I got like 15 likes from saying pickup lines c:
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poems. Nice tits.
Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body? Want to make it 207?
Hi do you like Pokemon? Because Squirtle.
If we are what we eat. Then I could be you by tomorrow.
Hi is your name Google? Because you are just what I am looking for.
Hi Im like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
Hi do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Congratz on 1000 likes. I b jelly
I dont even watch tv that much...
#Eli4Staff
dat second pic doe
HHM. OLDER BRO ALWAYS ON HIS FONE AND ALWAYS EATS FOCKIN FOOD. HES RETARDED. IDK WHY MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK.
Hehe Watch doges OR Wash Dogs
Congratz!
Cod ghosts is shit so...Watch dogs.