that awkward moment when you don't want to take your history final and you remember you're a human centipede.
that awkward moment when someone asks you to marry them, but you remember you're in the middle of the centipede ://///
that awkward moment when you're really hungry and remember you're last in line in the human centipede ///:
that awkward moment when your mom calls, but you remember your mouth is attached to someone elses butt :////
that awkward moment when you remember your mom telling you to take out the trash but you're a human centipede ///:
That awkward moment when your captor gives you an ipod to keep you entertained while you're waiting to be put into the centipede ://///
that awkward moment when you remember you left your bedroom light on then you remember you're a human centipede /////:
that awkward moment when you remember you're pregnant, but your captor thinks you're dead so you have to have your baby in the car :////
that awkward moment when you left your car running but you're being turned into the human centipede //////:
that awkward moment when you're hungry, but you're in the middle of the centipede so all you have is poop :////
that awkward moment when your captor disposed you because he thought you were dead but you're alive and you run to his car and have ur baby ////:
that awkward moment when you're partner asks you to poop on them, but you remember you're in a human centipede and someone is already on your butt :///
when the snack machine takes ur money and you catch it on fire but you remember machines are full of kids /////:
That awkward moment when you're having fun with your friends then you wake up and realize you're apart of the human centipede ////:
that awkward moment when your gf/bf breaks up with you, so for revenge you put them in the back of the human centipede :////
that awkward moment when ur hungry for sunshine then you realize you're a human centipede trapped in someone's basement ////:
that awkward moment when your sun is off and you want to put it back on, but you're in the back of the centipede, so you can't reach
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