чόù ħάνέ вέέή νίşίţέȡ вч ţħέ ħόĻч вάςόή! Yoυ will вe вleѕѕed wιтн crιѕp and тender ѕтrιpѕ, вυт only ιғ yoυ coммenт "praιѕe lord вacon"!
Praise Lord Turkey Bacon. (Sorry but I don't eat pork. Not because of religious issues or anything. Just out of choice.)