[Story] Jerry Actually Isn't a God...

N.B.: This story is a joke. Please do not argue over it...
Jerry Actually Isn't a God

Once upon a time, on a wonderful server called ItsJerryAndHarry, two people who are obviously unaware of the rules started arguing about religion. The server then got muted. In twenty seconds, the server was muted, even though no staff were online. We have then seen a message on the screen. The message simply said: "[God] ItsJerry: Please stop arguing. I truly am god." The server was then unmuted. Everyone started saying that Jerry was an idiot, that the server was getting hacked and that cheese was horrible. We could then see Jerry unvanish. Jerry then used his god powers to make everyone say the same thing and then everyone got banned. Meanwhile, Jerry was recording this and he uploaded it on a youtube channel called ItsJerryAndHarry2 in order to prove everyone that he was the god.

Spoiler: LEAKED FOOTAGE

After this, everyone started asking Jerry what they needed to do in order to make Jerry happy. Jerry then told everyone to go buy a rank on the server store. He then told everyone to go register to the forums and to start post farming. He proceeded by telling every staff member on the forums to change their avatar to a black & white one. Jerry understood that he had the power to do whatever he wanted, so he continued to abuse from his powers. He told everyone to go write a staff applications, so that he could choose whoever he wanted as staff. But what people didn't know is that Jerry actually wasn't a god. He actually had owner powers, not god powers. Although, Jerry fell in a trap after accepting two other staff members as admin... Willy, the random builder that no-one has ever heard about and Dao, the random overly-mature member that had an alt acccount. Dao then unbanned all the banned players that Jerry have banned during the religion fight and he banned the people who actually deserved it.. Dao warned the people post-farming and making drama threads, as Jerry told them to. Willy then controlled staff applying a lot more. Jerry's brother than moved in: Harry. He blocked post count in forum games and he added another rank called "God" so that Jerry couldn't claim himself as a god again and start taking control of everyone. This was a very good choice and the community all started hating on Jerry. He then started crying and his brother than changed his status to "Busy with life at the moment..." for over a year in order to comfort his brother. Harry after told the entire community to stop hating on his brother and that was the past; thus the first apology thread. Everyone were then happy on J&H for the entire eternity.

And children, this is why almost everyone has a rank, why everyone is on the forums and has multiple thousands of posts, why every staff member have a black and white image, why everyone has already written a staff application, why you must be 13 or older to apply for staff and why a lot of people are banned. Now stop complaining, children.​

 

Savage.

 

Dafuq ?