Staff app (not real)

Spoiler: Garbage

General Questions
In-game username: xXx_FaZe_MLG_N0sc0p3r_1337_l3g1t_h4x_xXx
Age: 420
Gender: None
Location and Timezone: MLG Island (UTC +1337)
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made?
69
How long have you been playing Minecraft? 1337 years
How long have you been playing on the server? 420 years
How active are you on the Server? 24/7 active
How active are you on the Forums? 24/7 active
How active are you on TeamSpeak? 24/7 active
Purchases made on our server (optional):

• xXx_MLG_HAPPY_FEET_WOMBO_COMBO_U_WOT_M9_PACK_xXx £1337.420
• /mlg commad £69.69

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: REKING SCRUBS LOLOLOLOLOL
What makes you a worthwhile helper? TO NOSCOPE NOOBS
Why we should choose you: I WILL REK ALL DA NOOBS
Extra comments (optional): THX A LOT IF U DONT CHOOSE ME SCRUB

THIS IS A JOKE.

I can't fucking belive this isn't satire.

 

what?

 

please stop. this shit is starting to get so fucking annoying and overused.

 

Please fucking stop.

 

This was funny the first few times, but now it's not funny anymore.
You are kinda making fun of those who don't know how to make a proper application.

 

Wasn't intended to do that. Sorry.

 

It's okay, we all make mistakes, but in a short amount of time, we can correct those mistakes.
I suggest you edit the title and thread and lock this to prevent any kind of argument, though If you don't want to, it's okay.