National Pick On HMJ Day (A war against the french!)

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  1. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy Server’s professional gravedigger

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    I have no part in this war but I can provide war jokes:

    What’s the German word for detour?
    Belgium.

    I built Hitler’s statue to honour the man who killed Hitler.

    When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-toc. But when Rommel goes backwards it’s tac-tic.

    The Mediterranean Sea waved at France. France surrendered.

    I am Japanese and when I mentioned I was suicidal they got excited and asked if I could pilot a plane.
     
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  2. MC_Scout

    MC_Scout Staff Member Administrator

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    french battle flag.jpg
     
  3. Netherr

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    Wait can you change my title thing, it’s so sad LOL
     
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    about time, gamers rise up
     
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  5. Odie

    Odie gurl i know you want dat dihh Donator

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    shut the hell up left4badmod i know kamehameha fuckboy
     
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    This is me after seeing the war.
     
  10. Odie

    Odie gurl i know you want dat dihh Donator

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    french are better :)
     
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