I have no part in this war but I can provide war jokes: What’s the German word for detour? Belgium. I built Hitler’s statue to honour the man who killed Hitler. When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-toc. But when Rommel goes backwards it’s tac-tic. The Mediterranean Sea waved at France. France surrendered. I am Japanese and when I mentioned I was suicidal they got excited and asked if I could pilot a plane.