Let's just cut to the chase. Over a month; now, you may be thinking: Here is my response: Spoiler: The truth Honestly stuff has been busy for me, you know. I've had finals to study for, baseball starting. Been busy doing stuff on the server, irl stuff, and so on. I know people here appreciate this and I am really, really sorry for the lack of posts. I just haven't had the interest/the time as I used to have before when I started this series last year. I don't want it to end, but as I have said in past episodes, don't expect this to be weekly, daily, etc. NOW THAT THE DRAMA STUFF IS OUT OF THE WAY What is up, my IJAH forum nation? I am your host, the Laziest of them all, Killer Smgstar...and let's get rioooght...into the NEWS. It has been a MONTH since the last episode, so we have a lot of news to cover today! Spoiler: RESET = TRIGGERED http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/factions-reset.103339/ FACTIONS RESET, TRY TO TRYHARD. Haha, in all honesty the Factions server recently reset this month, and it added a whole lot of new things. The thread listed above explains it all, so I highly suggest checking it out if you have not already. Spoiler: Spicy meme http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/a-post-yourself-of-picture.46405/page-431#post-961294 The whole thread itself is just a meme, deal with it. Spoiler: YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/phones.103977/#post-961214 Jokes aside, the thread is just asking the community about what phones they have. Simple as that. Spoiler: Marked out http://itsjerryandharry.com/members/sirius.41928/ welcome back fam @Sirius Spoiler: :> http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/last-years-resolutions.103799/page-2#post-961199 One of the owners, Jerry, posted this thread to see if anyone fulfilled their resolutions from last year. Pretty neat, I'd suggest checking it out. Spoiler: Haven't done this in a while... http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/my-username.103963/ The Mod+ by the name of Infraction is thinking about changing his name back to MC_Scout, aka, his old name. But I am here to convince him otherwise. MC_Scout has eight syllables. You know what else has eight syllables? Triangle. Triangles are the sign of the Illuminati. The Illuminati is a dank meme. Dank meme has eight letters...the same amount MC_Scout has but with syllables. The name MC_Scout is a dank meme itself...but..there is more.. Infraction rhymes with Faction....and Factions..just RESET. OH BOY WE ARE ON TO SOMETHING. But, the user named Infraction doesn't play factions...he plays OITC!? OITC is four letters. Infraction is 10 letters. 10+4 = 14. 14 - 5 = 9. 9+10 = 21. That is a DANK MEME. Through those amazing calculations, I can confirm that both Infraction and MC_Scout are dank memes.What does this mean? This means that the user behind these names, is infact a da- HOLD ON A MINUTE What does this mean..what does it all mean? Moving on, we have confirmed that both of his names that he is deciding between are dank memes. This confirms that the man behind the screen is a dank meme himself...but what do the numbers mean?http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/explanation.100597/ That thread confirms that this old name of his... TRIPLE? TRIPLE???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlLbsTP0C_U TRU12E78qewdjahNIJKAHWNSK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlLbsTP0C_U tRIPLE Mehem Triple...means 3...and the illuminati...has three sides.... This confirms that all of Scout's names are indeed dank memes, and are the same but our minds are not smart enough to see it. This hurt my head. For realzies, this is an official announcement. @Infraction will be changing his name back to MC_Scout as soon as he can. Holy heck that one thing above hurt my head xD As always, I just want to thank you all for reading and tuning into this episode of IJAHAlert. These take time to make, to think of, but I know that people are enjoying it..I hope. IJAHAlert is now strongly and satisfyingly sitting at 205 followers, and five thousand, three hundred, and twenty likes. Peace, my forum nation. dank meme Edit: Moved it to offtopic/spam because this is more of a "spammy" episode
