Break A Wish foundation

you win the lottery but you only get $500

i wish for a cat

 

Wish granted but its watermelon flavoured.

I wish for donald trump to be my sister

 

Wish granted, but she is on her period.

I wish that I skipped my next grade and can never get moved back down or kicked out.

 

Wish granted, but you fail all your courses and can't go to summer school so you go back one grade.

I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted.

 

Your wish is granted, but you are not allowed to make another wish again.

I wish I was a unicorn.

 

wish granted but you realize the concept that unicorns aren't real and they just exist in a cartoon called my little pony so technically speaking you dont exist.
I wish I was Canadian

 

wish granted, but you are Justin Beiber

I wish I was eating a tv right now

 

Wish granted, but you get electrocuted in the process.

I wish I had lunch.

 

Wish granted, but its not edible.

I wish for a new phone

 

you get one but it doesnt work

i wish for a new computer

 

wish granted, but the screen is fatally broken.
i wish for a panda

 

Wish granted but you jumped and hit the new world trade center in lower manhattan and caused many deaths including yours and destroyed the new world trade center
I wish I had a Galaxy S8

 

Wish granted but you instantly drop the phone into your toilet and it breaks.
I wish I could always be positive.

 

wish granted but its impossible so your negative like anyone else
I wish I had a better pc for gaming

 

Wish granted and therefore you get an alien ware computer but it is actually controlled by aliens and therefore gets taken away before you can use it.
I wish jerryandharry had millions of players.

 

Wish granted, but you're so cool an extremist assassinates you.

I wish I had [God] Rank.