Break A Wish foundation

Wish granted, but as a servant who gets paid less than minimum wage.
I wish for peanuts.

 

Wish granted, but you have develop a peanut allergy.

I wish for a laptop (Idk)

 

Wish granted, but the battery only lasts two minutes.

I wished for Netflix on my TV.

 

Wish granted, but it's a really small black and white only TV and it only allows you to have it on that TV.

I wish I had a dog.

 

You have a dog for 30 seconds, and then it runs away with all of your money, hopes and dreams.

I wish I was the full CEO and Chairman Of The Board of Google, Apple, and Amazon for the lifetime(s) of all the companies and got all the profits with no potential of harm of any kind (including death and financial) to me or my family/friends.

 

Wish granted, but the second your wish is granted, you get hit by a car and die.

I wish I died.

 

Read edits :3 (made before your reply)

 

Wish granted, but only in your dreams.

I wish I died.

 

You die, but get resuscitated.

I wish I could Un-See Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

 

you will un-see it but you watch something else that you cant unsee

i wish for mountain dew

 

Wish has been granted, but its only a slice which costs $100.
I wish for a good computer

 

Wish granted, but it runs Minecraft at 10fps

I wish for a guitar

 

Wish granted, but it is constantly out of tune.

I wish for a ferrari.

 

Wish granted, but it has no windows, tires, has scratches and bird poop all over it, and it has no chairs in the car.

I wish I had a better skin.

 

Wish granted, but it's only on your feet the rest of your body has no skin

 

Wish granted, but it's really deformed and dies in a week.

I wish I was in college.

 

Wish granted, but its in the US.

I wish I had a new iphone 8