Best Insults and Comebacks?

What are yours?


Meanie: Fite me m8
Me: I'd slap you if it wasn't animal abuse!

Meanie: I'll make you sorry.
Me: I'd apologise, but then I'd be lying.

 

lel if some1 says deez nuts to u then u say u aint got any bruh

 

Or if you say "Deez Nuts" and they say "what nuts"? You say "Deez Nuts you don't got!"

 

u r as weak as a wet paper towel

 

If someone says HAHAHA YOU FAILED

You say So did your dad's con*** I don't know if it's considered inappropriate.

 

Lol

 

Not saying I hate you or anything, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

 

Your shoes are as fake as my stupidity, which I made up just now.

 

What are THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEE?

 

Your $30 shoes you ordered from Walmart.

 

Ahh, do you smell that?smells like bull shit.

 

"I'm Crayola and you're RoseArt." :^^^^))

 

That's the winner right there.

 

Yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

Ez kid.

 

"I'll tell mum!"
It works every time.

 

I wouldn't picachu in the shower.
Not even a bug type would rattata-p dat ass.

 

Just because you are unique doesn't mean you're useful too (:

 

You're as useless as a white crayon.
Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you more worse advice.
You are the human equivalency of internet explorer.
You're as useless as GTA's traffic lights.
You're more ignored than terms and conditions.

 

Person: Your so bad at this game. I hope you die *blah blah blah blah*
Me: *Checking through my bag or pocket.*
Person: What are you looking for?
Me: Just trying to look for all the F***s I give.

Sorry for the swear word btw ;-;