A Conversation In Alphabetical Order

Aww, I made a thread just like this when the old forums existed!

Rules are simple, have a conversation (or just say any random sentence) As long as the first letter of your post follows the alphabet.

When we get to Z, we restart at A.

Example:
User 1: Apples are great.
User 2: Bananas are, too.
User 3: Cranberries are the best, though.

Let's begin.


I already did A, btw.

 

But you is nanas

 

Crates are boxes with shiz inside

 

D*cks are sticks with *** inside

 

Elephants are big like the thing mentioned above

 

Go home, you're drunk.

 

Huh. I thought I got 1000 TF2 hours, but it says 997. Gaben pls

 

International harmony is great

 

Jam on toast = my breakfast today

 

Kick the ball!

 

Lick me


wait no

 

Moo, goes the cow.

 

No it doesn't

 

Oh, then what noise/sound does it make?

 

Probably just chewing noises. They do eat a lot of grass.

 

Quack, or something like that, is what a duck says, right?

 

Right. But what does the fox say?

I had to I'm so sorry don't kill me

 

Sandy crabs are in your dreams at night

(starlight im tracking you down for that)

 

Those annoying beasts?