n00bhouse
Last Activity:
Apr 29, 2017 at 1:26 PM
Joined:
Aug 14, 2015
Messages:
530
Likes Received:
3,425
Trophy Points:
93
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Feb 9, 2001 (Age: 16)
Home Page:
Location:
The land of Schnitzel
Occupation:
penguinologist and bride kidnapping expert

n00bhouse

Resigned | not established since 2015, Male, 16, from The land of Schnitzel

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    1. Left4Lag
      Left4Lag
      Thanks for everything, n00b. You were a good staff member. <3
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thanks, you are too and I hope you'll do a great job further on.
        Feb 12, 2017
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    2. Meme
      Meme
      your profile pic reminds of me of a quote
      its not the outside that matters
      its the inside of someone that matters.
      1. Aiqw and n00bhouse like this.
    3. Dest
      Dest
      Stalker c;
      1. Aiqw and n00bhouse like this.
    4. Meme
      Meme
      you forgot something
      -2
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
    5. Ambrosia
      Ambrosia
      Happy birthday!
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 10, 2017
    6. tobiyo254
      tobiyo254
      happy n00b day to you happy n00b day to you happy n00b day dear n00bhouse happy n00b day to you
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
    7. DiscountOnMemes
      DiscountOnMemes
      Happy birthday noob
      get a life
      get a wife
      get a house
      get a job
      o wait
      u have all of those
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        yeah no and thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
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    8. Meme
      Meme
      wish you a nooby bday

      and a good gmod "hax sound effect"
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
    9. SpookyStar
      SpookyStar
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU N00B
      Sorry for late D:
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
    10. LordeJerry
      LordeJerry
      Happy Birthday!
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
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    11. Smg
      Smg
      Happy birthday :)
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
    12. Dest
      Dest
      Edit your info page skrub. You're not 15 ;)
      1. n00bhouse and KaiserVenom like this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        better? (:
        Feb 9, 2017
      3. Dest
        Dest
        Better
        Feb 9, 2017
    13. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      i can legally drink beer now
      1. Meme, SpookyStar, AegyoV and 2 others like this.
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      3. KaiserVenom
        KaiserVenom
        damnit I have to wait until I'm 21 over here in America
        Feb 9, 2017
        AegyoV, BrakeCrake and n00bhouse like this.
      4. SpookyStar
        SpookyStar
        Lucky.
        2 more years for me. :/
        Feb 9, 2017
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      5. Meme
        Meme
        3years for me

        Turks are legal in 18

        i've seen underages drinking but

        not very common.
        Feb 9, 2017
    14. Dest
      Dest
      Happy birthday!
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
    15. Praetor
      Praetor
      Happy birthday!
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
        Praetor likes this.
    16. AmerixanPsycho
      AmerixanPsycho
      Happy birthday!
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
    17. AegyoV
      AegyoV
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOOB !!!!!!!!
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (: I thought you forgot about me HAHa
        Feb 9, 2017
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    18. FairyFxrest
      FairyFxrest
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGGO
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! MAGGOt
        Feb 9, 2017
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    19. KaiserVenom
      KaiserVenom
      happy birthday n00b
      gg man gg
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
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    20. Contemptible
      Contemptible
      Happy Birthday, my dude <3
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Thank you! (:
        Feb 9, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Feb 9, 2001 (Age: 16)
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/n00bonsteam/
    Location:
    The land of Schnitzel
    Occupation:
    penguinologist and bride kidnapping expert
    Minecraft:
    n00bhouse
    5 / 7

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    Half-Life 3 is a Windows 9 exclusive.


    Varmt välkommen till IKEA!
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    Je voudrais un baguette.

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    Ich möchte ein Maß Bier.

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    Howdy there. My name is n00bhouse, but please just call me n00b. I am from Germany.

    Staff related information

    [Helper] as of March 6th 2016
    [Mod] as of September 30th 2016
    Resigned as of February 11th 2017

    Total of 11 months and 5 days.

    I've resigned on February 11th 2017, two days after my 16th birthday, in total 342 days as Staff, 23 days were left to fill one entire year.


    General Information

    - 16 years old
    - proud German
    - Nintendo-Nerd
    - male, duh
    - friendly at first sight and afterwards
    - unsuccessful youtuber (self-advertisement ftw)

    Somewhat important links

    > Feedback form, appreciated if you fill it:
    https://goo.gl/forms/81hdaXEJdCZtkww83

    > Don't hesitate to add me on Steam!
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/n00bonsteam

    > IGN history: https://de.namemc.com/profile/n00bmas/2ad10845

    > My horrible YouTube-Channel (even more self-advertising LOL): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSjaYQrJNmu3dSggqupElCQ


    > Wikipedia-Article about momand
    http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/momand-wikipedia-the-free-encyclopedia.107037/

    Favourite games

    - Team Fortress 2
    - Portal franchise
    - Half-Life franchise
    - Euro Truck Simulator 2
    - Garry's Mod
    - Cities: Skylines
    - Any Nintendo game

    Friends

    In a random order:
    Brake - Sam - Clear - Harry - Alicia - Dest - Max - Phoenix - Kat - Andy - Star - Tree - Kyle - Gamerrizz - Fireroll - Jit - Ray - Alex - Jerome

    Music

    Some very good musical artists:

    -
    Queen
    - Coldplay
    - David Bowie
    - Nirvana
    - The Rolling Stones
    - Billy Joel
    - R.E.M
    - Spandau Ballet
    - Sting
    - Florence + The Machine


    The finest selection of good times with my friends and favourite (handmade) memes

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    don't do it

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    d a b (Callie or Aioli?)

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    schnitzel
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    my meme ):


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    Patron*

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    do not watch that movie, it isn't nice

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    what a doofus

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    cake face adventure time

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    my MiniMe is jesus™

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    i'm on a b(oat)us

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    yesyes

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    dirty references

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    c a r s

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    what even


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    all of these were shot by me

    In my time on the server I have become friends with very talented people. Most of them drew me avatars which I want to showcase here.

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    My very first drawn avatar on here, made by FairyFxrest.

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    I was known for wearing a Lenny-Face-Mask back in the day, and so this avatar by Meluii was made.

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    Phoenix drew this piece of art...

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    ...and this one, my most recent avatar, as well. (I look like a serial killer)


    And thanks to Deemo for this masterpiece:
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    Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
    Why can't we give love that one more chance?

    'Cause love's such an old fashioned word,
    and love dares you to care for the people on the
    edge of the night, and love dares you to
    change our way of caring about ourselves.
    This is our last dance.
    This is ourselves.


    -~-~-

    And I'll sing a song, that'd be just ours,
    But I sang 'em all to another heart
    And I wanna cry I wanna fall in love,
    But all my tears have been used up

    -~-~-

    I did my best, but it wasn't much
    I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
    I've told the truth, I didnt come to fool you
    And even though it all went wrong
    I'll stand before the Lord of song
    With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

    -~-~-


    Every whisper
    Of every waking hour
    I'm choosing my confessions
    Trying to keep an eye on you
    Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
    Oh no, I've said too much
    I set it up

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    The lights go out and I can't be saved
    Tides that I tried to swim against
    Have brought me down upon my knees
    Oh I beg, I beg and plead, singing

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    I, I can remember
    Standing
    And the guns
    Shot above our heads
    And we kissed
    As though nothing could fall
    And the shame
    It fell on the other side
    Oh, we can beat them
    Forever and ever
    We can be heroes
    Just for one day

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    And I've been fool and I've been blind
    I can never leave the past behind
    I can see no way, I can see no way
    I'm always dragging that horse around
    All of his questions, such a mournful sound
    Tonight I'm gonna bury that horse in the ground
    'Cause I like to keep my issues drawn
    It's always darkest before the dawn

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    I'm worse at what I do best
    And for this gift, I feel blessed
    Our little group has always been
    And always will until the end

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    Takes more than combat gear to make a man
    Takes more than a license for a gun
    Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
    A gentleman will walk but never run

    If "manners maketh man" as someone said
    He's the hero of the day
    It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
    Be yourself no matter what they say

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    Slow down, give me some time
    Turn down the volume of your cry
    Let’s take time to find a place without violence
    Let’s listen and hear the true meaning of silence

    Time to look, time to see, time to find

    Time to look into your eyes
    Time to find truth, time against the lies
    Time will give us a sign
    I can make a promise, it’s our time to shine

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    What have I become
    My sweetest friend
    Everyone I know goes away
    In the end
    And you could have it all
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt


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    Yeah, a storm is threatening
    My very life today
    If I don't get some shelter
    Lord, I'm gonna fade away

    War, children
    it's just a shot away
    It's just a shot away
    War, children
    it's just a shot away
    It's just a shot away

    Oh, see the fire is sweepin'
    At our streets today
    Burnin' like a red coal carpet
    A mad bull lost its way

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    Thanks for reading, have a wonderful day!

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