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Feb 9, 2001 (Age: 16)
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The land of Schnitzel
penguinologist and bride kidnapping expert


Resigned | not established since 2015, Male, 16, from The land of Schnitzel

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    1. Contemptible
      Thank you for everything you've done. You were a great staff member and you always helped me when I needed it, before and after my acceptance of staff. I will not forget you =)
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    2. Blok
      thanks for everything man. You were one of the staff members I actually looked up to and lowkey admired.
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    3. Netherr
      Thanks for everything noob
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    4. KaiserVenom
      Was an amazing staff member, and will continue live as a great member. Your legacy as a good staff member will live on; I assure you also that you've already built your ever-growing reputation as a good person.
      If I was a staff member, I am sure it would have been an honor to work with you, because I am absolutely sure you had a sense of humor, and had common sense. Respect for you my friend, and good luck.
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    5. Muted
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    6. Stellarite
      Thank you for your work. :)
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    7. Unprepossessing
      Wow, wasn't expecting this. Thank you for your service.
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    8. Ambrosia
      Thanks for everything.. You were an amazing staff member and you passed time by a lot. You did a great job of being a staff member, and I wish you good luck in the future.
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    9. Karsis
      Thanks for everything. You did a great job really.
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    10. ACaiStickJoey
      Noob. We didn't speak a lot, nor were we the best of friends. But we had some quality time with each other. You did your job well, and here I formally thank you for your service. Enjoy uhhh... retirement?
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    11. Phoenix
      What. You didn't tell me this. What. What. What. Oh. What.

      I knew you were leaving but not this fast dayum. Anyways, we'll miss you. You were great n00b. It was great to work with you...
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    12. Skillz
      I'm Skillfulness, we used to be noobs who played Peaceful Survival at one point, and after that I saw you take a big jump and become staff. You worked very hard and were truly altruistic. Goodbye n00b
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    13. Smg
      Thanks for everything n00b. Your 11 months here as a Helper and a Moderator will always be remembered. Best wishes, and I hope you plan to stick around. :)
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    14. Jit
      trust me
      you'll be remembered on here.
      you were one of the best staff this server's seen, and were under appreciated for it.
      thanks for everything man:)
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    15. magicx130
      pls still skyp eme

      you were a great staff member, sorry i wasn't able to convince you to stay :c
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    16. Lone
      Goodbye n00b you were an amazing staff member hope you still come on the server <3
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    17. Haruld
      You were amazing, thank you my friend.
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    18. iWolf
      hope everything's all good bro, thanks anyways <3
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    19. Olle
      Thank you for everything n00b, I hope we will still have contact via steam bb <3
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      2. n00bhouse
        Thanks, of course we will.
        Feb 12, 2017
    20. Cheezipoofs
      Wow.. i really wasn't expecting this. Good luck, wherever you go from here.
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      2. n00bhouse
        Thank you.
        Feb 12, 2017
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  • About

    Feb 9, 2001 (Age: 16)
    Home Page:
    The land of Schnitzel
    penguinologist and bride kidnapping expert
    5 / 7


    Half-Life 3 is a Windows 9 exclusive.

    Varmt välkommen till IKEA!

    Je voudrais un baguette.


    Ich möchte ein Maß Bier.


    Howdy there. My name is n00bhouse, but please just call me n00b. I am from Germany.

    Staff related information

    [Helper] as of March 6th 2016
    [Mod] as of September 30th 2016
    Resigned as of February 11th 2017

    Total of 11 months and 5 days.

    I've resigned on February 11th 2017, two days after my 16th birthday, in total 342 days as Staff, 23 days were left to fill one entire year.

    General Information

    - 16 years old
    - proud German
    - Nintendo-Nerd
    - male, duh
    - friendly at first sight and afterwards
    - unsuccessful youtuber (self-advertisement ftw)

    Somewhat important links

    > Feedback form, appreciated if you fill it:

    > Don't hesitate to add me on Steam!

    > IGN history: https://de.namemc.com/profile/n00bmas/2ad10845

    > My horrible YouTube-Channel (even more self-advertising LOL): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSjaYQrJNmu3dSggqupElCQ

    > Wikipedia-Article about momand

    Favourite games

    - Team Fortress 2
    - Portal franchise
    - Half-Life franchise
    - Euro Truck Simulator 2
    - Garry's Mod
    - Cities: Skylines
    - Any Nintendo game


    In a random order:
    Brake - Sam - Clear - Harry - Alicia - Dest - Max - Phoenix - Kat - Andy - Star - Tree - Kyle - Gamerrizz - Fireroll - Jit - Ray - Alex - Jerome


    Some very good musical artists:

    - Coldplay
    - David Bowie
    - Nirvana
    - The Rolling Stones
    - Billy Joel
    - R.E.M
    - Spandau Ballet
    - Sting
    - Florence + The Machine

    The finest selection of good times with my friends and favourite (handmade) memes

    don't do it

    d a b (Callie or Aioli?)

    my meme ):



    do not watch that movie, it isn't nice


    what a doofus

    cake face adventure time

    my MiniMe is jesus™

    i'm on a b(oat)us









    dirty references

    c a r s


    what even






    all of these were shot by me

    In my time on the server I have become friends with very talented people. Most of them drew me avatars which I want to showcase here.

    My very first drawn avatar on here, made by FairyFxrest.

    I was known for wearing a Lenny-Face-Mask back in the day, and so this avatar by Meluii was made.

    Phoenix drew this piece of art...

    ...and this one, my most recent avatar, as well. (I look like a serial killer)

    And thanks to Deemo for this masterpiece:

    Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
    Why can't we give love that one more chance?

    'Cause love's such an old fashioned word,
    and love dares you to care for the people on the
    edge of the night, and love dares you to
    change our way of caring about ourselves.
    This is our last dance.
    This is ourselves.


    And I'll sing a song, that'd be just ours,
    But I sang 'em all to another heart
    And I wanna cry I wanna fall in love,
    But all my tears have been used up


    I did my best, but it wasn't much
    I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
    I've told the truth, I didnt come to fool you
    And even though it all went wrong
    I'll stand before the Lord of song
    With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah


    Every whisper
    Of every waking hour
    I'm choosing my confessions
    Trying to keep an eye on you
    Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
    Oh no, I've said too much
    I set it up


    The lights go out and I can't be saved
    Tides that I tried to swim against
    Have brought me down upon my knees
    Oh I beg, I beg and plead, singing


    I, I can remember
    And the guns
    Shot above our heads
    And we kissed
    As though nothing could fall
    And the shame
    It fell on the other side
    Oh, we can beat them
    Forever and ever
    We can be heroes
    Just for one day


    And I've been fool and I've been blind
    I can never leave the past behind
    I can see no way, I can see no way
    I'm always dragging that horse around
    All of his questions, such a mournful sound
    Tonight I'm gonna bury that horse in the ground
    'Cause I like to keep my issues drawn
    It's always darkest before the dawn


    I'm worse at what I do best
    And for this gift, I feel blessed
    Our little group has always been
    And always will until the end


    Takes more than combat gear to make a man
    Takes more than a license for a gun
    Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
    A gentleman will walk but never run

    If "manners maketh man" as someone said
    He's the hero of the day
    It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
    Be yourself no matter what they say


    Slow down, give me some time
    Turn down the volume of your cry
    Let’s take time to find a place without violence
    Let’s listen and hear the true meaning of silence

    Time to look, time to see, time to find

    Time to look into your eyes
    Time to find truth, time against the lies
    Time will give us a sign
    I can make a promise, it’s our time to shine


    What have I become
    My sweetest friend
    Everyone I know goes away
    In the end
    And you could have it all
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt


    Yeah, a storm is threatening
    My very life today
    If I don't get some shelter
    Lord, I'm gonna fade away

    War, children
    it's just a shot away
    It's just a shot away
    War, children
    it's just a shot away
    It's just a shot away

    Oh, see the fire is sweepin'
    At our streets today
    Burnin' like a red coal carpet
    A mad bull lost its way


    Thanks for reading, have a wonderful day!