What's your nick name irl?

The title basically explains it! My nickname is Jewy, our Jouis.

My name is louis and in a p.e lesson my friend olly put a cone on my head, then started calling me Jewy. I don't take it offensively, call me Jewy if you like.

 

Sushi or sashimi. (ikr)

 

Ri.

 

The only one that stuck for more than a week was Bucky.

 

I was given this by some people who started to make fun of my ethnicity:
Mao Zedong.
I was given this by people who truly know me.
Psychopath.
I was given this by @~Wolf.
Mao Zedong the Psychopath.

Those work.
My normal nicknames:
Brendo (Brendan, remove the "an," and replace it with an "o.")

I was given this recently by a friend who saw me pin a guy down and keep him down with his arms bent in an unnatural form (The guy attacked me, I had a right to defend myself):
Hell's Angel

 

I have two nicknames.
The first one is the most "common" one I guess, but it contains a part of my irl last name in it so I'd rather not tell it :b
And my best friend only calls me by my second one, which is Vini (because of Vaicun xD)

 

Chupy

 

My friends call me "Barbie", "Rapunzel", and on the occassion when they arn't mesmerized by my hair (which is about 2 1/2 feet long) they say "Who's that girl again?":I

 

That one person standing over there

 

The Incredible Nickname List:
Noodle (reference to my body :C )
White boy slim (reference to my skin colour and yet again my :C )
The 'late bloomer' (puberty reference. Figure the rest out by yourself. :C )
Justin Timberlake (reference to my high pitched voice (?) )
and last, but not least:
Retard.

 

I don't have one :(
Erhm.

 

Ken. Which totally sounds like a boy.
And Keoni, it's what my brothers and my sisters call me. But if you call me that I will kill you.

 

I will do the same, but use the word murder instead, as she said if anyone calls me these:

 

Jackie
sometimes jackie chan when they want to make fun of me but i dont really mind

 

Alex
My real name isn't Alex but few people call me by my full name

 

Denny or Den Short For Denver

 

They call me the koolest kid in school. I rule the school with an iron fist

 

Tish

 

Map or Mappy.
No jokes.

 

Oh god I've had so many. Leaving IRL nicknames out, I've had Audy/Auddy, Audzey, Orgy (no joke), ReeRee, Aud, Addie, Rayndear (basically reindeer) xD