what is the best thing your classmate ever said

"i speak asian"

 

"I thought Japan was the capital of China."

 

"Everyone with black hair is Chinese"

When a single person in the class says that, I wanna kill them.
I'm Koren, Vietnamese, and English for crying out loud!

 

People really don't know much about asia do they. ._.

 

so it was towards the end of the year, and the teacher was telling us...
"I want you guys to learn to be more bold and confident, and really go for what you want."
And my Bestfriend says, "could I show an example for the class?"
"Sure, go right ahead."
"Fuck you."
xD she got 5 weeks of detention but she still says to this day it was worth it.

 

''HAHAH YOU CANT TIE YOUR SHOES?''
''I can't tie my shoes but i can fuck your bitch.''

 

Those are some very wise words

 

"Speak Mexican."

 

And one day i was talking with my classmate in class and the teacher was like
''Kate i think im talking.''
and i said
''But i don't think so''

 

'If I gave you extra points accidentally then do not tell me'
- Dutch Teacher

 

`Have you ever been in Chinania?´
... wat o.O

 

We were in history class and my teacher was talking about Abraham Lincoln. He quoted a famous quote from him.
It was -
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."

Then after my teacher was done saying that, a girl in the back said...
If the house was more stable maybe that wouldn't had happened.

Everyone in the class died laughing and she turned all red.
I felt bad but she set herself up for it.

 

Well this one girl in my geography class
This girl claimed she was from RUSSIA
Ok all good right?
No
The teacher asked her to point where Russia was on the world map
Well
She pointed too Australia.

 

Teacher: Ok class, open page 69
Classmate: But this isn't sex ed
Its kinda dumb but it's the best I can think of atm
There's been better...much better

 

Teacher: Your homework is disappointing... I want better.

Classmate: Well you better get used to it bitch!

The teacher didn't hear him XD

 

Well my bestest guy friend is not in my class but he is in grade 11, his name is Duncan. So he was walking with me to class coz his class is just below me

There are these boys who every break and before school starts, they play soccor with a tennis ball

so Duncan says "So those are the boys in your class that play with their balls"

I had to laugh, laughing so hard that i cried and he was like... wtf ._. ?
I told him what he said and he gave himself a facepalm, almost slapping himself


Helarious ;u;
omg

 

Ebola has an apple. Apple has Ebola.

 

Whats the capital of Canadia?

 

Maybe she didnt understand the question or something...

Anyways, did she have an accent? or was she just pretending to be a soviet russian dick?
a lot of people try to make fun of russia these days....even though we are a VERY peaceful country...(heheh well if you ignore the last 1000 years c: )

 

"Today, I will go to a funeral."<Classmate
".....Who's?"<me
"My cousin's. he is getting married."<classmate
"......."<me