What Does Your Name Mean In The Urban Dictionary?

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  1. SpudHead

    SpudHead |~>The 5th Beatle<~|

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    This is what my name (apparently) means

    The title or name given to someone with perceived supreme intelligence. Oftenenvied for their seemingly effortless ability to be such an ass. They must qualify for this position with an amazingly sculpted buttocks and be in supreme physical and mental state.

    In the eyes of a mere mortal, they are also accused of having the traits of vanity, promiscuity, chastity and flirtatiousness. Not to be confused with miles, and there is no accurate conversion to kilometers. A direct quote from one great myles: "pft only has one f, singular, uno".

    If you know some one with such an honorable title of myles then you should praise and glorify them in every sense of the word. Those with true intentions will be rewarded with eternal happiness in everything they do.
    Wow! That guy is so cool, such a myles.

    Hey, that guy must be made of awesome...obviously a myles.

    myles! I just wanted to let you know that you are awesome in every sense of the word.

    ._________. mk
    It said amazingly sculpted buttocks

    bsh whet
     
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  2. maymay

    maymay Donator

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    MayMay
    1. the most wonderful nickname that could be given

    2. The most wonderful thing to hear whispered
    I love you, MayMay


    OR


    A dumbass. A loser. A perfectionist. Strong on the outside but very much likes to keeps things to herself. Likes the color orange a lot but recentlydecided that a red ipod suited her better. Immature, yet very focused. Appears confused about the big picture, but has a very clear understanding about the little things that would gear her towards a bigger goal. Insecure, people oriented person even though she claims friendship is the least of her concerns in gettingthrough life, to college. Camera whores with other peoples cellphones and cameras. Doesn't quite understand the ability to contage joy to those around her. A "friend" one can not live without. Hates basketball because it gets her hands dirty. Likes to dominate the leading roles for group work because she is usually the most capable. Worries too much about tomorrow as she succeeds today. Looks for someone she can trust, open her facebook photos to, a shoulder to lean on. Secretly reads deepjthoughts. Assumes other people have short term memory when she herself has Alzheimer. Clumsy, scared of dogs when one with the name Spicky has changed her life, became an unforgettable companion. Voluntarily falls off bikes. Refuses to rely on others to appear strong. Independent, but seeks dependence. Stupid, but wise. Young, but seasoned. Adorable and special.


    WHAT
    Heres one for my irl name:
    Mayla
    A skank ho whose skank ass needs to be kicked. Smells like she bathes in manure. Says irrelevant things, probably because she likes the sound of her voice, which is, in fact, annoying. Stands creepily close to people that, unknown to Mayla, don't like her. Thinks she has friends, but doesn't.
    K: Did Mayla just steal your boyfriend?
    G: Yeah.
    K: That skank ho. Well, you'd better go give him a clothespin.



    Screw you urban dictonary.
     
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  3. Katy_

    Katy_ Donator

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    Katy
    A Cute ass girl with a smile that brights up the room, Every guy wants her andevery girl hates on her
    "Damn She's a Katy"
    katy
    An adjective used to describe a pair of gorgeous legs. Sexy, shapely, lusciously long legs.
    Damn! She has katy legs!
    katy
    katy is someone who is extremely beautiful. she is also very kind and caring.everybody needs a katy ;)
    "arwww! you're such a katy " :]
    Katy
    A girl who is every man's dream.
    God she is such a Katy, if I could have her I would be the happiest guy in the world.

    I can't date her, she isn't a Katy.

    I'm screwed, I'll never be able to find a Katy.

    Holy shit how did he get that Katy, he is so lucky!
    katy
    katy is the name of a wonderful person who is also the greatest friend and can always make you smile. she is beautiful inside and out. everyone needs a katy:)
    boy1: "i met katy"
    boy2:"isnt she the best!?"
    Katy
    One of the most amazing people in the universe ever ever ever! We love Katy! She's a really great friend, a brilliant listener and recipient of drunken texts with no complaints at all - what more can you want in a friend?
    Her? She's such a Katy !
     
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  4. adjustingingredients

    adjustingingredients (◐‿◑) Donator

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    OMG LOL
    You don't get on a Chris' bad side.
    You don't fuck with a Chris
    You don't even attempt to show a Chris up.
    Always remember a Chris can see through lies and your bullshit.
    A Chris never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk shit and kick ass.
    A strait up bad-ass.
    A Chris is the guy to find when you
    1: Need someones mouth shut for good.
    2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.
    A Chris can take a bullet to the chest and laugh it off.
    A Chris has an answer to every problem.
    A Chris is a doctor with out a degree he can mend a wound using only the clothes on his back.
    A Chris rocks a 5.0/4.0 GPA because of his AP classes.
    A Chris knows everyone.
    A Chris can talk his way out of a detention to an expulsion.
    A Chris drives any car smoothly and swiftly giving any racer a run for their money.
    A Chris is a natural born sex god with a huge cock and the ability to satisfy any girl.
    A Chris has hawk eyes as blue as a lagoon thatcan see at a 180 degree angle.
    A Chris has chill brown hair that shines evenin the dark.
    A Chris is cut up with muscles.
    A Chris smells seductive and mysterious.
    A Chris never gets boring.
    A Chris can master any expertise.
    A Chris' teeth makes snow look yellow.
    When a Chris has a girlfriend he makes everyone jealous.
    A Chris can figure out how to fly a jet using only cool, calm, and collected personality.
    Have Chris talk to him.
    by 'bout to get dropped. May 27, 2011
     
  5. StreakyOrange

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    A rare finnish name, usually given to exceptionally mighty and promising babies.

    Nicknames to this great great name:
     
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    A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much.
    Man, he's a total Vince.
    I'm gonna get vinced tonight!!

    Wait, what?
     
  7. Bl4ckThunder5

    Bl4ckThunder5 #ClassicalMusicFTW

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    Copied and Paste:
    "a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
    i love you [CENSORED NAME] you so hot, i love your toothbrush"

    Yes, I know. My toothbrush is hawt. LOLOLOLOLOL

    [Edit] Forgot my name was mentioned in there. Had to censor it. XD
     
  8. larie0429

    larie0429 Six-piece Chicken McNobody Donator

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    My name is not defined. Rude
     
  9. GlowInTheDark

    GlowInTheDark Thought I was an atheist, til I realized I'm a god Donator

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    Max
    Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
    "they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"
     
  10. kris2780

    kris2780 Cool Donator

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    kris
    an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
    (kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours

    (another hot girl) = you're such a kris

    WELLLL THENEEN
     
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  11. teitan

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    Sarah
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    Means "princess" in Hebrew. Sarah's are fun to be around and don't care what others think about them. They are loyal and trustworthy and have a good sense of humor. They are bold, brave, and attractive, but certainly not perfect (then again who is?). Overall you'll want to spend your time with them and get to know them better. You learn things about yourself through them and appreciate having them in your life. Still don't be fooled, they can have an attitude if they don't agree with something- mostly its sarcasm so either accept the remarks or just ignore them.

    Pfff, I like how everything is true except the "attractive" part. Idk about the humor part though because I'm awkward. How am I a princess though, brb questioning my parents.
     
  12. KoalaHolic123

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    Hannah
    a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance


    lol.
     
  13. Gooby

    Gooby ミCutie彡 Donator

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    Your name is special c;

    Anyhow
    Here's what I found:
    is a slang for huge cock

    like incredibly huge.

    mmmk
     
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    Gia
    A girl who is really hot has a nice personality and looks for peace
    have you seen gia?
    oh that one girl thats really nice?
    ya that one
    Lol this is weird o.o
     
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    Taiga ᵔᴥᵔ

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    A main character from the Anime series "ToraDora!". She is an extreme example of tsundere, but with some added complexity (as with most characters from the series). Other then that, she will pretty much murder anyone who fucks with her except a core few people. Behind her aggressive exterior lies a very soft and venerable interior.

    Her name is a play on the word Tiger, and leads into her loathed nickname "The Palmtop Tiger" (which comments on her ridiculously short stature).
    "I dreamt that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever." -Taiga speaking to Ryūji after a shared dream sequence

    shit wot
     
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    Known for being sweet and gentlewhen it comes to women. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
    Hung Like a Dragon
    Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, andbeautiful women in their life.
    Damn, why are you so damnSimon, id smack.
     
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    Andior

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    Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser. O.o
     
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    I just typed my name in the website. I laughed way too hard at this
     
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    I laughed at mine too :D
     
  20. animalzzz

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    I deleted the nsfw parts.