(un)dead server theories?

What's up everyone I was reminiscing today about 2013-14 when creepers were blowing up my shit and obama was droning kids in the middle east. Ah, those were the days. Had to be the only time in history dirt huts were being blown up IRL and digitally. Now, we dodge irs audits instead of lava pits.

Some of you haven't heard from me since I was caping for the orange betrayer of gentiles-- while I greatly overestimated the current regimes potential to serve my interests, im still glad to have this circus over the alternative, the support base of which actively works against my interests. Turns out, individuals are solely responsible for advancing their own interests. Who knew?

Anyhow, enough about irl stuff (wrong section!) wtf is up with this server still kicking? No official updates in a year and a half? Like, zero, unless I'm missing something? Is this a money laundering operation now? If so, can we talk? I have some ideas (legally, that's a joke!). But for real, did black rock secretly buy the server? Is there an active playerbase from [redacted] I don't know about? Is this dead Internet theory come to life? Are any of you real? Who's pumping the blood? When's the next tape in your product line coming out? @momand

 

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