Total Drama Chase For The Case Episode 1. "Boobies." [PG-13]

"Ay," said Chef. He was standing in the middle of a forest. "15 losers will be here for a season of Total Drama! Me, Chef Hatchet, will be hosting! These 15 teens will be having a race through a forest. This island is dangerous. The first person to finish the challenge gets a prize, while the last person is eliminated automatically, and thrown off the cliff! The prize is $1,000,000 as always! Chris kindly gave it to me, so I decided to host a show! He cannot be here, as he is banned from hosting TV Shows that involve danger. I never got sued thankfully. Who will win on Chase For The Case?"

The 15 teens were sitting on a plane, relaxing. Rosegold and Marissa were sitting next to each other.
"I bet that weave can easily be pulled off!" said Rosegold, "you are so fake!" Marissa gasped.
"At least I'm nice!" replied Marissa, "well, nicer than you!"
"At least I'm not fake!" yelled Rosegold, "I bet you're going to buy fake butt and tit implants to make yourself look more fake!" Marissa slapped Rosegold.

Darryl and Rebecca were sitting together.
"Hey, what's your name?" asked Darryl. Rebecca looked at him.
"You were talking to me?" she asked, "I'm Rebecca."
"Of course I was!" smiled Darryl, "if anyone gives you a hard time this season, let me know!"
"Aw thanks!" Rebecca hugged Darryl.

Theo, Abby and James were sitting together.
"Damn, we're good looking!" Theo said, "we could get hot chicks!" Abby giggled.
"Hm," muttered James.
"Aren't you guys gay for each other?" laughed Abby.
"Ew, no!" yelled Theo.
"Gay hater!" yelled James and Abby, "we're telling everyone you're a gay hater!"
Theo was shocked.
"Wait, guys I didn't mean it like that-"

Joanna was having trouble finding a seat. Tristan stepped out of his seat and tapped Joanna on the shoulder.
"Hey hottie," he smiled, "sit down here!" Joanna blushed.
"Thanks boo," said Joanna. She shook his hand. She looked at Darcy. "Hello!"
Darcy looked at her. "Hello there!" she replied.

"Attention!" announced Chef, "we are now landing!"
He landed the plane onto the ground.
"Your first challenge is to build a cabin!" announced Chef, "the best design will win a prize! Everyone then must race to the cliff, grab your stuff and run back. The last person to do so might be eliminated!"
Everyone gasped.

*Confessional*
James: "Theo is such a gay hater. I take offense to that! I believe we all have equal rights!"
Abby: "Theo is such a cow!"
Darcy: "My tactic to win will be a surprise. Nobody will know me truly, until it's too late!"
Chrystal: "I'm another new Heather. We had Heather, Jo, Amy, Taylor and Josee, so I'm like the 6th. But I will be the best! I will bring everyone down!"
Darryl: "If I win, I'm going to donate to charity and help my family!"
Rosegold: "Marissa should kill herself!"
Hannah: "Hey, I'm Hannah, and I am so happy to be here!" *10 minutes later* "Blah blah, blah blah blah!"
*End Confessional*

"Finished!" yelled Bruce. He then grabbed his stuff and put it into the most beautiful cabin anyone had ever seen. It was just so beautiful. It looked like this:

Anyway, everyone raced to the cliff to get their stuff.

*Confessional*
Bruce: "At least I'm not the first going home!"
Theo: "I need to win!"
Rosegold: "Ew, I have like 10 bags, this is so unfair!"
Coby: "Good thing I didn't pack much! Somebody over-packed. Lol."
*End Confessional*

All the guys and Marissa made it to the cabins.
"Yea, we're safe!" cheered Marissa.
"Hey girly, welcome to my cabin!" yelled Bruce.
"I am so happy!" squealed James.
"Yes!" yelled Theo, "oh the gay guy made it." Marissa slapped him.
"Gay hater!"
Abby then walked in.
"Oh, it's the gay hater!"

*Confessional*
Theo: "OH MY GOD!"
*End Confessional*

Eventually it was down to Rosegold and Abby. Rosegold had grabbed a shopping trolley somehow and put her 10 bags, her laptop, her smoothie machine, her yogurt maker, 3 chilli-bins, a cage with a kitten, and a big mirror into it.
"I feel like I underpacked!" laughed Abby, "but you're a spoilt bitch so yea, you wouldn't know!" Rosegold was so annoyed.
"At least I ain't an annoying short little prick!" yelled Rosegold. She picked Abby's bag up and threw it off the cliff.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Abby.

*Confessional*
Rosegold: "What a bitch!"
Abby: "Nobody messes with me!"
*End Confessional*

Rosegold eventually made it into the cabin.
"Holy crap!" yelled James, "that's lots of stuff"!
"This isn't much!" yelled Rosegold.
"Damn," muttered Rebecca, "nice kitten!" Rebecca stroked the adorable snow white kitten.
"Don't touch it fatty!"

*Confessional*
Rebecca: "I already dislike Rosegold."
Rosegold: "At least I am not the first gone!"
*End Confessional*

Everyone walked up to the cliff to see Abby and Chef. Abby was crying.
"You know the rules!" yelled Chef, "you didn't do the challenge!"
"But Ros-" began Abby. Chef pushed her off the cliff.
"Agh!" she screamed.