The Sacred Temple of MappyTurtle. *Huge post*

Many people have tried to reach the corner world border in survival.
Many have died.
Many have been lost.
Many just got bored and went home.

But most do not know that the journey to the peak of the world unveils an ancient story, and reaps plenty reward.

You must travel on a continuous route towards the southwest.

It isn't long before you reach the edge of society, and come across a vast ocean.


This ocean soon fades off into a desert.

You must cross this vast land of sand, fending off drought, hunger, and the fact that you probably left the oven on at home.

You know you've reached your desitination when you find the beautiful sacred oasis. Populated by plants that are found literally everywhere else in the J&H world.



This oasis is guarded by an elder guardian. The Map Duck.

But the crowning jewel of the world's corner is the sacred Mappy Temple.
Legend has, construction on this amazing structure started all the way back in December 2014.

The inside of the temple contains a head with the likeliness of the great goddess herself. Mappy Turtle.

They say that 15 thousand years and two weeks ago, Mappy Turtle blessed all of the people on J&H with delicous food and bountiful harvest.

But she did it with a small price. Belief. The more people who believed in her miracles, the more she granted for her people.

The temple was said to be built for worship of Mappy Turtle. It's key features include the cleansing pools...

Designed to clean the souls of players to be filled with the care of the great goddess. The filthiest souls bathed in the lava bath.
And the temple also includes a stage to please the great goddess with various songs.

There are two dispensers on the stage that are said to give gifts to the people who believe in Mappy the strongest. If you believe hard enough, and know in your heart that Mappy will be waiting with many gifts to the brave believers...
maybe you'll uncover the sacred treasure of the Turtle goddess.

 

But i don't believe

 

IT'S A TRAP *sounds alarms*

 

I believe, I really do.

But the way my feelings are set up.

 

No gifts for you, then.





But man, was that a fun party, xD

 

I believe

 

That gif is scaring me...

 

ily mappy but dis....ok believe

if you see this, IM FUCKING JOKING ABOUT THE PART WHERE I SAID ILY

 

Ey I see the van is der'

LOL

 

Little does anyone know that Mappy's Sacred Van offers hours of fun and games and gives out "free candy". its totally legit unless u dont believe in her Majesty.

 

I believe.

K, now what do I get?

 

Shun the non believer

 

And for visiting 30 times, you get a free king-sized pack of your favorite candy! Totally not a scam for rapes!

 

Do you need a map to get there?

 

No >:c

 

this kinda sounds like fullmetal alchemist . . .

 

Welp, against everyones will, a new rule of the world is that you must refer to it as the 69th wonder of the world.

Thank you... go to hell.

 

@MappyTurtle is your meth in there??

 

Weed is better.