Rap Battle!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Glass, Jul 10, 2016.

  1. Glass

    Glass what Donator

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    So this is kinda like "Roast the Person above you" but with rhymes! Also, you can say something about yourself, too.
    The person below me will start.
     
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  2. Flurried

    Flurried Philip Defranco Stan Donator

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    Your face is deformed like an autistic seal
    Makes blind kids cry and that's a big deal

    (Is that how this works because honestly I don't know ._.)
     
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  3. NotInUseBlaBlaBla

    NotInUseBlaBlaBla seeya Donator

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    Ponies make me mad,
    Because they are the oppisite of rad.
     
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  4. iNub

    iNub https://images.cooltext.com/4736616.png

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    You make me really mad
    Because you're always really sad
    You're face is blue
    But you ain't got a clue

    You need to back up
    I am the queen
    Because I'm a teen
    I'm not fifteen

    But you're just too mean
    *explosion sound in the backround*


    Longest roast-rap so far :D

    @pclover192
    Sorry ;)
    PLEASE MORE PEOPLE I NEED TO ROAST MOOOORE


    Please post,
    I need to roast.
    Bump.
     
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  5. _Anna

    _Anna [Herobrine] Donator

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    You're a little nub who will
    never be in the cool kids club.
    *puts on shades*
     
  6. iNub

    iNub https://images.cooltext.com/4736616.png

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    Oh, so you're a cat?
    Well, that cat's really
    fat.
    She eats Nutella
    It's such a dilemma
    Her name's Pusheen
    Yeah, see's been seen.
    Too bad she's too lazy

    What, is she 80?
    You need to find a spot,
    Because I'm just too
    hot.
    Like I said, you too, need to back up,
    because I am the queen,
    and you're just a bean.
     
  7. iSpitfirei

    iSpitfirei Big Boi Stalin

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    Yo, it's Big Boi Stalin
    And I hope you ain't stallin'
    You be crawlin'


    On yo knees
    sayin' "Please
    Don't end me"

    In your dreams

    I got red in my eyes
    Say goodbye
    Gonna leave you out to dry

    I'm hungry so when I come for you, you die

    Man, I am a pro
    I been doin' this since fo
    And I got yo ho

    Also, did you know yo mom is bro?

    I'mma leave you off
    With something little off
    I had to take shots
    You know when get a cough?


    I was trappin' bout dat life
    I was thinkin' bout that knife
    In the kitchen
    I've been gettin'


    Richer and richer
    Tryna see the whole picture
    Been thinkin' bout suicide
    Mom'd cry


    That'd die
    Just want to give a try
    So I could fly free
    Lemme be


    I've growin like a tree
    Been prayin' to God
    Like " Why you ain't help me?"

    Spittin' heat like a blaze rod

    Probs the only rap on this thread that has actual depth
    If you think you can challenge that, roast me.
     
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  8. Glass

    Glass what Donator

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    This thread is almost 3 years old dude, what the hell

    uh yeah you smell
    stupid idiot
    haha dumb thats my rap there you go
     
  9. Soso

    Soso cringe Donator

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    your name is glass
    you look like ass
    you smell like ass
    you are ass
    ass
     
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  10. mafnankhattak260

    mafnankhattak260

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    sit up and listen, i riff on the rythm
    the sickest musician
    the slickest magician
    who'll slip & then zip into different positions
    while lifting a brick with no slip of permission.
    I'm not the most vicious of villain,
    i'm nickin' it just to make vanilla thrilling!
    i'm not into racing but if you were givin' the gift of intuition
    so keep me with you're perpheral vision
    'cause i'm of a jittery disposition
    so please do me the following COURTESY
    AND NEVER LOOK ME IN THE PURPLE EYES
    I'M AVERSE TO BEING OBSERVED AT NIGHT SO IF YOU SEE ME YOU DESERVE TO DIE!



    AH!
    i see you peekin' at me through the glass in the door!
    what, chap, are you asking for more?!
    boy you'r jibberin' jabberin' like an old man reminiscing of back in the war!
    i'm naturally, massively tall,
    i should be practicing basket-ty ball
    but i can't find a ball without corners at all so im passing the time by unstacking you're wall!
    if we pass in the hall you're gon-afto ignore me
    perhaps you should look in the grass on the floor?
    grab a map and explore the treasure but be aware that this my roast!
    i roast through the night alone, hoping to find someone i can bone!
    but i'm out of sight & mind & time like a rotary dial phone!
    RING!
    i don't want to die alone,
    my type of solo's a xylophone!
    You. Don't. Want. to. mess. with. the roaster bros.
    No no no no no no no
    You. Don't. Want. to. mess. with. the roaster bros.
    No no no no no... ROCKIT!
    YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THE ROASTER BROS
    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
    YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THE ROASTER BROS
    NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. oh
    MUAHAHAHAHA!
    DON'T.
    LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
    YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE.
    I'M CHASING AFTER YOU UNTIL. YOU. DIE!
    DEADLY AS A KNIFE.
    BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED.
    I'M HUNTING YOU TONIGHT UNTIL. YOU DIE!
    IT'S TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH
    A BOMB YOU CAN'T DEFUSE
    SO EASILY AMUSED TO WATCH YOU DIE!
    DON'T YOU TRY TO FIGHT.
    YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ALIVE!
    I HAVE YOU IN MY SIGHTS
    NO NO NO NO!
    you see me now you don't!
    shoving a dirt block down you're throat!
    you better not be getting out you're boat!
    i suggest that you don't leave the house alone!
    oh, no, i'm on a mission
    to win this staring competition
    i'll let you live on just ONE condition.
    if you put a pumpkin upon,
    YOU'RE FORGIVEN!
    NO NO NO NO!
    Roasted huh?
     
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