So this is kinda like "Roast the Person above you" but with rhymes! Also, you can say something about yourself, too. The person below me will start.
Your face is deformed like an autistic seal Makes blind kids cry and that's a big deal (Is that how this works because honestly I don't know ._.)
You make me really mad Because you're always really sad You're face is blue But you ain't got a clue You need to back up I am the queen Because I'm a teen I'm not fifteen But you're just too mean *explosion sound in the backround* Longest roast-rap so far :D @pclover192 Sorry ;) PLEASE MORE PEOPLE I NEED TO ROAST MOOOORE Please post, I need to roast. Bump.
Oh, so you're a cat? Well, that cat's really fat. She eats Nutella It's such a dilemma Her name's Pusheen Yeah, see's been seen. Too bad she's too lazy What, is she 80? You need to find a spot, Because I'm just too hot. Like I said, you too, need to back up, because I am the queen, and you're just a bean.
Yo, it's Big Boi Stalin And I hope you ain't stallin' You be crawlin' On yo knees sayin' "Please Don't end me" In your dreams I got red in my eyes Say goodbye Gonna leave you out to dry I'm hungry so when I come for you, you die Man, I am a pro I been doin' this since fo And I got yo ho Also, did you know yo mom is bro? I'mma leave you off With something little off I had to take shots You know when get a cough? I was trappin' bout dat life I was thinkin' bout that knife In the kitchen I've been gettin' Richer and richer Tryna see the whole picture Been thinkin' bout suicide Mom'd cry That'd die Just want to give a try So I could fly free Lemme be I've growin like a tree Been prayin' to God Like " Why you ain't help me?" Spittin' heat like a blaze rod Probs the only rap on this thread that has actual depth If you think you can challenge that, roast me.
This thread is almost 3 years old dude, what the hell uh yeah you smell stupid idiot haha dumb thats my rap there you go
sit up and listen, i riff on the rythm the sickest musician the slickest magician who'll slip & then zip into different positions while lifting a brick with no slip of permission. I'm not the most vicious of villain, i'm nickin' it just to make vanilla thrilling! i'm not into racing but if you were givin' the gift of intuition so keep me with you're perpheral vision 'cause i'm of a jittery disposition so please do me the following COURTESY AND NEVER LOOK ME IN THE PURPLE EYES I'M AVERSE TO BEING OBSERVED AT NIGHT SO IF YOU SEE ME YOU DESERVE TO DIE! AH! i see you peekin' at me through the glass in the door! what, chap, are you asking for more?! boy you'r jibberin' jabberin' like an old man reminiscing of back in the war! i'm naturally, massively tall, i should be practicing basket-ty ball but i can't find a ball without corners at all so im passing the time by unstacking you're wall! if we pass in the hall you're gon-afto ignore me perhaps you should look in the grass on the floor? grab a map and explore the treasure but be aware that this my roast! i roast through the night alone, hoping to find someone i can bone! but i'm out of sight & mind & time like a rotary dial phone! RING! i don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone! You. Don't. Want. to. mess. with. the roaster bros. No no no no no no no You. Don't. Want. to. mess. with. the roaster bros. No no no no no... ROCKIT! YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THE ROASTER BROS NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THE ROASTER BROS NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. oh MUAHAHAHAHA! DON'T. LOOK ME IN THE EYE. YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE. I'M CHASING AFTER YOU UNTIL. YOU. DIE! DEADLY AS A KNIFE. BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED. I'M HUNTING YOU TONIGHT UNTIL. YOU DIE! IT'S TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH A BOMB YOU CAN'T DEFUSE SO EASILY AMUSED TO WATCH YOU DIE! DON'T YOU TRY TO FIGHT. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ALIVE! I HAVE YOU IN MY SIGHTS NO NO NO NO! you see me now you don't! shoving a dirt block down you're throat! you better not be getting out you're boat! i suggest that you don't leave the house alone! oh, no, i'm on a mission to win this staring competition i'll let you live on just ONE condition. if you put a pumpkin upon, YOU'RE FORGIVEN! NO NO NO NO! Roasted huh?