Proper English

Okay so my friends @HungryHiccups and @Snowh think "funner" and "gooder" is a word and my soul literally died xD. I get annoyed when I dont even use proper English. Is anyone the same way or is it just me? ;-;

 

I admit I get annoyed when people don't use proper English but I don't really care when I'm on the Internet. If it's something that has so many grammatical errors, I want to blow myself up, then it's annoying. I don't mind if it's like one or two but know that I think about it, if someone used "funner" or "gooder" when talking to me in a real conversation, I'd literally yell at them for a good five seconds about all these grammar rules like a true grammar Nazi.

 

Yeah it wasnt typing, they literally said it out loud and I died.

 

Same

 

Dear Sara, I can speak proper English very well. I stated that I used to say funner and it is in my personal dictionary.

 

Your personal dictionary is fake. wrong asf

 

Don't come to Australia then.
We have the worst proper English usage of an English speaking country ever xd

 

Alongside with proper English, we also need proper grammar. You're missing apostrophes in your contractions.

 

Uh... I don't mean to be a party pooper but..

"funner" and "gooder" are words*

So then how are you alive if it literally died?

I get annoyed when I don't*










I am not a grammar Nazi, so please don't kill me.. this is a joke ok?

 

My soul died xD Omfg I wanted to slap someone. Dun do that to me please ;-;

SHHH I MADE THIS AT THREE IN THE MORNING, I WAS BRAIN-DEAD

But it seems as if you have a good usage of proper English, so props to you. :)

 

I have Fluent Professional English (Well irl)

 

If you have fluent professional English, then why did you not end your sentence with a period?

 

Also, this sentence is wrong.

GRAMMATICAL ERRORS WITHIN THIS CERTAIN COMMENT:
- No period (Stated in above comment)
- "F" in fluent and "P" in professional are not supposed to be capitalized.
- This is a sentence fragment.

THINGS WRONG WITH THIS SENTENCE:
- You can't have 'Professional' English as this is not a thing.
- You're not using the word "Fluent" correctly, please see this definition:

flu·ent
ˈflo͞oənt/
adjective

1. (of a person) able to express oneself easily and articulately.
   
   • "a fluent speaker and writer on technical subjects"

(Credits: Google)

Therefore, your sentence does not have "Fluent Professional English"

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sry im bored

 

lelelelele, such correktion

 

This sentence disgusts me.

Let me fix this for you.

First, I must start by pointing out grammatical errors.
- "lelelelele" is not a valid word in the English Dictionary (According to Webster Dictionary)
- "correktion" is also not a valid word in the English Dictionary (Did you mean "Correction"?)

Let's fix the grammatical errors.

Ha-ha, your comment corrected mine.

Now, lets give it a different font.

Ha-ha, your comment corrected mine.

That was the Times New Roman font. It is very professional.

Let's give it some color.

Ha-ha, your comment corrected mine.

This dark red seems professional enough.

Now, I will add just a few minor adjustments to make the sentence complete.

FINISHING RESULT:

Wow, thanks @139 you really helped. I think you're very awesome and everybody should follow you. Here, take all my money, you're too MLG for me anyway.

There, that's better.

 

Too many grammatical errors on this thread...

 

Woooo, grammar. Fun.

 

lmao this is the internet who the fuck needs grammar?
the only time i need grammar is in school.

 

And here is a perfect example of a future high school drop out.