Oh gawd

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  1. BlueChuckian

    BlueChuckian Donator

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    Why the fok does my stomach always hurt >.<
    anyone have tips on reducing stomach pain or something?
     
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    Lay on your stomach...
     
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    *tries it* it reduces the pain a little... ;n;
     
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    Sit on the toilet.
     
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    Just keep doing it for like... 30 minutes.
    Do something else while doing it. Watch videos, listen to music or so. It should help.
     
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  6. BlueChuckian

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    ok, thanks!
    (btw, my stomach aches are severe, so that might not stop the entire stomach ache).
    But thanks anyways!
     
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    Eat a banana
     
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    really?
    That actually works?
     
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    For me
     
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    meh, I'll try it when I have another stomach ache (which is tomorrow, of course).
    Thanks!
     
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    Eat lots of gas pills... no don't do that... I usually eat fruit or something... prunes are known for their laxative effect...
     
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    alright, thanks!
     
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    FART AND POOP. (no joke. If it's aching it either has a lot of gas, solid waste or liquid waste.)
     
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    ok...
     
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    Pretend to be porcupine and tuck yourself in a blanket.. Drink water. Or use the bathroom :3
     
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    Take some medicine.

    2 types work for me, eno or jelusil.

    Much appreciated,
    -SANADZ
     
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    Thank you everyone for these amazing tips! <3
     
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    You're truly welcome!

    Much appreciated,
    -SANADZ