Lets Analyze some weird shiz

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  1. Netherr

    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Hello guys, today lets do a brief analyzation of this Christmas Song

    Here are the lyrics:

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I'm telling you why
    Santa Claus is coming to town
    He's making a list
    And checking it twice;
    Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
    Santa Claus is coming to town
    He sees you when you're sleeping
    He knows when you're awake
    He knows if you've been bad or good
    So be good for goodness sake!
    O! You better watch out!
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I'm telling you why
    Santa Claus is coming to town
    Santa Claus is coming to town

    Now, lets look at this part;

    He sees you when you're sleeping
    He knows when you're awake
    He knows if you've been bad or good

    So, if Santa knows all these things, he clearly must be a stalker because it's nearly impossible to know all this stuff. Also, more proof is that he goes to people's houses through chimneys. Now, since he's possibly an old man (for those who believe in Christmas) and his 'audience' are children, doesn't that make Santa Claus a pedophile ?

    Anyway, thanks for reading. :p (I was bored)
     
    Netherr, Oct 26, 2014
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  2. pandaness123

    pandaness123 Minecraft Rulz

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    I guess it does
     
    pandaness123, Oct 26, 2014
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  3. Nihangsingh

    Nihangsingh Guest

    Watch me kill everyone.

    The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
    Not a footprint to be seen
    A kingdom of isolation,
    And it looks like I'm the queen.
    The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
    Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!
    Don't let them in, don't let them see
    Be the good girl you always have to be
    Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
    Well, now they know!
    Let it go, let it go
    Can't hold it back anymore
    Let it go, let it go
    Turn away and slam the door!
    I don't care
    What they're going to say
    Let the storm rage on,
    The cold never bothered me anyway!
    It's funny how some distance
    Makes everything seem small
    And the fears that once controlled me
    Can't get to me at all!
    It's time to see what I can do
    To test the limits and break through
    No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!
    Let it go, let it go
    I am one with the wind and sky
    Let it go, let it go
    You'll never see me cry!
    Here I stand
    And here I'll stay
    Let the storm rage on!
    My power flurries through the air into the ground
    My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
    And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
    I'm never going back,
    The past is in the past!
    Let it go, let it go
    And I'll rise like the break of dawn
    Let it go, let it go
    That perfect girl is gone!
    Here I stand
    In the light of day
    Let the storm rage on,
    The cold never bothered me anyway!
     
    Nihangsingh, Oct 26, 2014
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  4. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    Santa's a pedophile.

    Guys, when I was little and when I believed in Santa, I used to write letters to him. Having dyslexia, I spelt 'Santa' as 'Satan'.
     
    teitan, Oct 26, 2014
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  5. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    I am Santa.
    I can confirm @Nether0's point.
     
    KokichiOma, Oct 26, 2014
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  6. Joseph10003

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    I guess Santa can't stalk me. I don't have a chimney.
    If I did I would have fire in the fireplace and he would burn to death if he ever decided to go down the chimney.
     
    Joseph10003, Oct 26, 2014
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