ILUMENATI

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  1. DWG

    DWG Resigned | Expert Taco Donator

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    So I was just taking one of your everyday selfies when suddenly:

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    J&H'S SERVER IS THE ILLUMINATI, GO HIDE YOUR KIDS.
    (If you can't see it for whatever reason then click it to make it full size geddemmit)
     
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  2. Noahnoobfax

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    OMG THIS IS SO SCURY J&H ARE ILLUMINAWTI
     
  3. WishFish

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    It's a.. something. I honestly don't know what you're trying to say here.
     
  4. MisfittedCow

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    *ahem*
    Learn to spell. It's ILUMINATI*
     
  5. DWG

    DWG Resigned | Expert Taco Donator

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    wel wuts speling i cent do det


    Bushes = triangle shape.
    Triangle shape = Illuminati.
    Conclusion = The server is the illuminati.
     
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  6. Gthang77

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    OHHH MYYY GOOOOODDDD. Classy DWG! Oh and also the Illuminati
     
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  7. Noahnoobfax

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    Jerry and harry are hiding something...
    We must act quick!
    SAVE THE TACOS
     
  8. LaColeman

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    Wat? I don't get it.

    Dylan you make no sense XD
     
  9. Miner

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  10. LaColeman

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    Ok.


    RUN FOR YOU LIFES THE SERVER IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD
    :(
     
  11. EvilSamKusuma

    EvilSamKusuma Flaming Enderman

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    Lawl. Noice, that your new skin Dylan? Why do I seem so chill xD
     
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  12. DMachine487

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    Illuminati has a triangle
    Triangles have 3 sides
    Zelda Majora's Mask has 3 days limit
    Zelda comes from Japan
    Japan has weapons
    Weapons can be notched
    Notch is creator of Minecraft
    Jerry and Harry play Minecraft
    Therefore, Jerry and Harry are the illuminati.

    Just needed to back up DWG here on this thesis.
     
  13. WishFish

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    But hey, that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY! Thanks for reading!

    ^maybe not all of you will get that refrence
     
  14. Yomc

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    WAIT GUYS IM ONTO SOMETHING HERE
    Illuminati=Triangle
    Triangle=3 Sides
    3=3
    Half Life 3 Confirmed.
     
  15. DMachine487

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    Fool. Your logic is flawed.

    Illuminati=Pyramid
    Pyramid= Egypt
    Egyptians used water to move the huge stone blocks and are near the Nile = water
    Water goes through pipes
    Pipes are similar to valves
    Gabe Newell is head of Valve
    Gaben has eyes
    There are three i's in IllumInatI
    Illuminati has 3 sided triangle
    Gabe's glasses gives him the nickname four eyes
    This makes 4 threes

    Gabe Newell is part of the illuminati
    1. Team Fortress 3 confirmed
    2. Portal 3 confirmed
    3. Left 4 Dead 3 confirmed
    4. Counter Strike 3 confirmed

    Thank you. *walks off stage and gets shot on the spot*
     
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  16. DiamondCraft

    DiamondCraft The Lord of Oreos

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    OMG I FIGURED IT OUT.
    Triangle =3 sides
    3 sides= Illuminati triangle
    Triangle +Pyramid= Triangular Pyramid
    Triangular Pyramid= 5 bases


    My Little Pony Season 5 confirmed.
     
  17. WishFish

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    Triangle = Pyramid
    Pyramid = Polyhedron.
    Polyhedron = Cube. (a cube is a polyhedron)
    Cube = Square.
    Square = 4 sides.

    GEN 4 REMAKES CONFIRMED. I can't wait to play Pokemon Diamond again in Gen 7..
     
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    Hide your kids
    Hide your wife
    Hide your husband
    Then go eat some fried chicken while they think WWIII is starting
     
  20. Netherr

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    You know what else are Illuminaties, Math . All those equations they teach you about algebra and how to get surface area volume of a trinagle/pyramid and that stuff, it's for the Illuminaties. They've been secretly corrupting our minds !