how?

Jerry, I don't understand. XD
Ofc, farting is easy for you cuz you are the master of farting! (Plus you on @ItsHarry made global warming happen because of it.)
Are you asking people to teach your how to burp? Sorry I'm slow catching on the things

Edit: Ohhhh I get it.

1. Close your mouth
2. Swallow some air
3. Keep that air in your throat
4. Burp it back up

Here is a video I found just for you @ItsJerry :>

 

All about the throat.

You need to suck in air with your mouth wide open, and then sort of open your throat. Not sure if I explained properly or if you know how to do that.

Once you have, decompress, and you have a neat burp.

 

Ok Jerry, basically what you want to do is put air in your stomach. Sometimes when you hiccup, you kind of burp after, and you feel like there is a bubble thing there then once you kind of breath out, you burp. Basically what you want to do is kind of open your mouth wide and yawn but while your yawning breath in at the same time. It basically puts the air and makes its way toward your stomach, but it doesnt make it all the way so it would come out taking all the smell from near your stomach. Hope this sort of helped

 

Step 1: Sparkling Water
Step 2: Drink
Step 3: Burp till your trachea feels like shit
Step 4: Swallow some air
Step 5: Mimic the motions of burping
Step 6: Rinse & Repeat

 

Backstory: He heard me belching when we were on TS and wanted to learn how to do it for himself.

Basically you just breathe in through your mouth, and instead of breathing out, swallow the air so that it's in your throat, and then push it back out.

If you don't push it back out and let the air go into your stomach you'll just fart a lot later.

I knew how to do this since I was 10 or so. :p

 

How do you fart on command? Please teach us!

 

Well... at least I know I'm not the only one who can't burp on command.

 

Suck a lot of air in, and block it by tensing your throat (and/or using your tongue)
Now gently force it out.

Don't ask how I know how to burp on command. EZ tho

 

Drink anything
Don't burp
Boom you have unlimited burp

 

If that's the case
Try swallowing then burp

 

eat beans?
or drink coke? idk

 

Idk last time I tried to burp on command I almost choked

 

you will have to make a contract with Satan himself to burp on your command

 

burp

 

http://www.wikihow.com/Burp-on-Demand
That website has anything

 

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