How to be relevant on forums (Jokes only no offence intended)

Hello ladies and gentlemen,
Today, we are going to look at how to be relevant on the forums in a couple of steps. Keep in mind that this is just for pure fun.

STEP 1: Always end sentences with dots.

sO thIs stEp iS pr3tty str8 f0rw4rd 4s y0u c4n s33, 1f 1m typ1ng l1ke th1s 1 w0uld n3v3r g3t t4k3n s3r10usly
Type like this. You look more mature and cool when you end sentences with dots.

STEP 2: Communicate in a perfect way using the English language.

If you want to stay relevant on the forums, you need to talk English in a perfect manner. Like I said in the first step, you'll never get taken seriously, if yoo talek leik dis

STEP 3: Disagree with every thread you see

And I mean, every. Single. Thread.
Disagreeing with a thread makes everyone agree with you. No sarcasm at all. This also leads to getting tons of likes, which we are going to talk about in the next step.

STEP 4: Don't mess with staff

Stay away from those scary people. These people are often referred to as "gods of the forums". You often see these people disagreeing with every thread, (MY EXPERIENCE, DONT FEEL OFFENDED) because blah blah blah that and blah blah blah this. These people are mostly seen on the "Most-Likes" page, because like I said they disagree with every thread.

I hope this thread helped you.
Add more steps if in the replies if I forgot any! Remember before you'll hate me and all, please don't take this seriously. I've said this 3 times now, but please, just realize this is just for jokes only.

 

I disagree with this thread, it's completely wrong.

 

yOr tReDs SuCC RuBeN
@Left4Lag u smell worse than my socks
i guess thats it

 

Please keep silent, I need to keep relevant on the forums.

 

you got 35 likes and 35 posts
irrevelant curly hair dutch small kid <3

 

I disagree.

 

Im not noticing you Rubendere.

 

false no one is allwoee to be relevante

 

step 5:
post a picture of yourself with the basic dog filter and look pretty
if you're ugly then no one will like your photo meaning ur not relevant
and im not kidding i actually think this is true bc the 1 photo i post without a filter gets no likes after a week lmao
yet the one with a filter and a stupid expression gets 10
exdee

excuse me?

 

Attempt at humour 101 on forums:

1. Try to have banter on a thread then go completely off-topic.
2. Have a cheeky dig at staff.
3. Make one of these threads. (I'm a violator myself, I've done this before.)

None the less, truthful for the majority.

 

Please take your salt somewhere else thanks

 

Wasn't intent on being salty.

 

How to fit in on the forums:
Step 1:
Google.com
Step 2:
In the search bar, type "kawaii anime furry" or "tumblr girls". Go to images.
Step 3:
Save the 3 cutest kawaiiest or most aesthetic pictures and make the best one your avatar.
Step 4:
Post on the forums.

 

Haha thanks for actually making me laugh! I've been having a pretty crappy day (I explained in my Real Life Stuff thread) and this made me laugh. Thanks xD

 

anytime xD


EDIT: btw, thanks for 100 views :)

 

Agree with the majority.

 

Wow, thanks. xD
I pretty much use the "end sentence with a period" everytime because I'm used to it. :D

 

Yes I agree staff are scary.
However I'm not relevant anyways lmao