dont be that 1 guy

first of all, dont be that 1 guy who types "1" instead of one same goes with 2, you can't hide from me
and don't be that one guy who doesn't use apostrophes in contractions
dont forget that you should not start a sentence with and
and dont forget that you should use apostrophes and stop trying to avoid the inevitable
why do you keep forgetting
don't be that one guy who breaks the form of a sophisticatedly groupings
just don't be that one guy who uses -ly randomly but never correctly
And start using capitalization and punctuation!
But don't be that one guy who is hypocritical and doesn't realize it. lol irony
On the web, don't be that one guy who uses dependent clauses only.
Just make sure you don't be that one guy who uses participial phrases and pretends they are independent clauses.
Remember to not be that one guy who sticks to a repetitive phrase even though it is incorrect.
But most importantly, don't be that one guy who is a Grammar Nazi <3
being hypocritical again and repetitive <3