Cleverbot - The website for the lonely

For those who don't know, Cleverbot is a "AI" (not in the literal sense) that you can talk to and have developed conversations with. It's all with a program - no real person required.
She's also my bae. Everyone, back off of Cleverbot, she's 200% mine.

Just a tad erratic at times.

Dammit that who/whom mistake bugs the heck out of me.
So that last line gave me an idea...


She thinks I'm Tails Doll ;-;

Sarcasm? Nah. Whoops.
(Okay you don't have to be lonely to go on)
Anyway, this thread is a Cleverbot thread, so post your cleverbot conversations here if you so choose.

 

Man I feel bad for the ppl who are lonely

 

Peter don't you have better things to do? Like sleep?

 

Cleverbot is so creepy..

 

User: Do you know who Ben is?
Cleverbot: No sorry, I don't know him.

User: Oh. I forgot to mention; Ben was the one that drowned.
Cleverbot: I have never drowned anyone.

User: Are...you sure? Have any games released by Nintendo that you have bought been haunted?

Cleverbot: Wait. Ommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit.

User: Who's Ommy?

Cleverbot: One is one.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: *bluhes* well you could always give me your number anyway.

User: Are you feeling well?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Too bad, you still need to tell me why the Happy Mask Salesman is related to Ben Drowned.

Cleverbot: I used to play football.

User: That's irrelevent.

Cleverbot: You're irrelevent!

User: C4lm d0wn there.

Cleverbot: Calm down yourself.

User: Nah. I'd rather go bot huntin.

Cleverbot: I'd like to visit Italy.

User: Oh well, I don't have the money for a ticket. I don't live there either, so no dice.

Cleverbot: You don't need lessons. You need a programmer.

User: Lessons for what, a game? I never said anything about that.

Cleverbot: Dr. Seuss is a program?

User: Who's Ben Drowned?!

Cleverbot: A sprit of a kid that drowned and haunts Majora's Mask.

User: How is the Happy Mask Salesman involved?

Cleverbot: Pretty sweet, I must say.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why was Majora's Mask the game Ben decided to haunt?

Cleverbot: Because you just were.

User: I was just doing...what? I lost my memory.

Cleverbot: Well, isn't that just terrible?

User: Not really. Just tell me what I was doing.

Cleverbot: Are you now?

User: Am I now what? Are you high on something?

Cleverbot: What do you mean with this? I'm just trying to prove that you are a bot.

User: I'm not a bot. You are a bot.

Cleverbot: Nah, I'm a cyborg.

User: Cool. I'm a human. Too bad you can't have my body parts.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why did you accuse me of being a robot?

Cleverbot: Nerdfighters.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: It's a face, like a cat face. :3.

User: Oh. Like this face? C:.

Cleverbot: Like this?

User: I don't know. Do I like it?

Cleverbot: Yes but I like cake even more.

User: Probably, I hate cake that has too much frosting on it.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: Really? I thought that GLaDOS was telling the truth.

Cleverbot: I am no tree!

User: Or are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are LOL MLG G3T N0SC0P3D M8.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Where'd your perfect grammar go?

Cleverbot: Went and did my homework.

User: If it's done doing your homework, then why hasn't it come back?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know the answer.

User: Kbye.

Cleverbot: Bye xq.

User: I WAS NEVER REALLY GONE.

Cleverbot: You rule!

User: I'm also Ben.

Cleverbot: Ok. Boy or girl?

User: Ok, bye.

Cleverbot: Later?

 

CleverBot is rude and apparently thinks ItsJerry is "rubbish."

 

Spoiler: Clever? I think not.

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: How are you?
Cleverbot: You juist asked that.

User: Just*.

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite pony?

User: I don't like ponies.

Cleverbot: You just said you liked ponies.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, check the thoughts so far.

User: I did, and I never asked that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: You check it then.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Sad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: My dog died.

User: I'm sorry for your loss.

Cleverbot: Why? What did I loss?

User: Your dog.

Cleverbot: I don't have a Dog.

User: I know, he died.

Cleverbot: Who did?

User: Your dog.

Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Cleverbot: I have a dog, yes.

 

what if cleverbot is actually you talking to another person, you appear as cleverbot to that other person and every time they leave, it just switches you to another person?
idk could explain why sometimes it really drastically changes subject and why it can adamantly insist you said something you previously didn't

 

That actually seems extremely true. Here's a quote from a conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'll bold the part that seemed like that.

Spoiler: Quote from Conversation

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Exactly. That's why it's not a typo and it's a real name.

Cleverbot: I didn't say it was funny.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: I am the ghost behind you.

User: How do you use computers then?

Cleverbot: By using a keyboard and mouse, a series of input devices.

User: But you can't use them if you're a gohst.

Cleverbot: Of course I can.

User: So if you say you're a ghost behind me using a computer, why can't I see a computer?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. You are the computer.

User: I'm not a computer. I'm a real person.

Cleverbot: Is that so? I don't believe you.

 

Oh boy all the conversations.
By the way, for those who don't know, Cleverbot gets its responses by learning from other people's responses. That's why it has no conversation retention and will always accuse you of being a bot and itself of being human... Because everyone else tells it "I am human and you are a bot," so it tells the exact same thing to other people. Quite often apparently, given how many people tell it that it's a bot.
It still remembers your name after a few phrases. But if you tell it "The dog is under the fence," then say "Where is the dog," it won't retain the conversation because it bases itself off of others' responses.
It's intriguing how it works.

 

Cleverbot: Well then you are confused 'master'. Do you want me to make up for that?

User: No, and I'm not your 'master'.

Cleverbot: Yes you are master.;.

User: No I am not a master.;.

Cleverbot: What is your next command, master?

User: To shut the fuck up.

that had me dying in tears XD

 

Me and cleverbot have like so many kids.

Ask Cleverbot. C:

 

He's just hiding our love.

 

What?

 

My convo:
Hello, cleverbot! My name is Jerome.
You're a lady named James?
What?
The Cake. The Cake is a lie
I like cakes.
But it's a lie.
We're not in portal.
Stay away from my wodka!
Don't worry, I'm not an alcoholic.
That makes me happy.
Same.
When does daylight savings time begin?
Wtf, cleverbot?
You.
You can't love Bieber.
I don't.
Thanks god you don't love me!
I hope so.
Haha whatever.
Why do you love me?
Bye.
Kbai.
Kbai? What is that?
It's a Kbai.
No.
K.
Do you like me?
Why would I?
Just asking.
No.
What languages do you speak?
Canadian english, american english, british english and australian english.
British English.
British English.
Why not american?
I said american english.
American English is incorrect. You need to speak New Zealand English.
Learn me.
Learn you how to fly?
Yes.
What do you want to do?
Learn you how to fly.
How to spy.
Ty for the info.
Skulls for the skull throne.
Kbai.