Best OITC Players 2021(最佳球員)

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  1. jellymoon

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    Unification of One in the Chamber Players Organization
    (UOITCO) (室內球員組織中的統)


    Top-Performing Qualifying Players
    Annual Letter
    2021
    Dear OITC Community,

    On behalf of the UOITCO (室內球員組織中的統), president jelly and vice-president Ramen are pleased to deliver the well-established organization’s annual letter, regarding the top-performing players of the year 2021. Founded in 2019, our organization’s mission is to gather information from our sources (ie. Kweichow Moutai 3600519.SS, China Construction Bank, Wuliangye Yibin), extract the data into representative models, and create a list for the community of the best players.

    For clarification, our analysts have released some of the main factors that go into our algorithms that construct the models for the top-performing players. These analysts have been working with the Chinese government for over 30 years, and their experiences with data mining/ model building are second to none.

    These factors include (but are not limited to):
    • K/D Ratio
    • W/G Ratio
    • {[[Σ(arrows dodged)]+[Σ(bow kills)]] / [[Σ(bow shots missed)] + [Σ(deaths by bow)]]}/G
      • This statistic measures bow performance for OITC candidates.
      • Our specialized AI located in everybody's computer was able to calculate the validity of the "arrows dodged" statistic.
      • 弓技能對模型有些重要但不如社會信用重要
    • [K^2/(G/(T (sec))^-2)]
    • [KS(sword)/G]
    • Arrow trails equipped
    • Frequency of using Anvil death sound
    • Quantity of children
    • Social Credits (most significant attribute to a player)
    • Individual Assessment of the 1989 Tiananmen Square Incident (那天什麼也沒發生)
    With that information released, we now present the list of the top-performing qualifying players of 2021. Adjacent to the players are stats that attributed to their qualification. It is important to note that each of these players will receive +1000 social credits at the end of this lunar cycle.
    • zoomn (我的兄弟)
    • alexjackets (具有很高的社會信用價值)
    • KMKwoman (女性)
    • Dark_Pulsar (個在房間裡的創始人)
    • bartmanholland (種族主義的)
    • Kaiisa95 (山羊)
    • Chikon (真是個婊子)
    • Kinghakaka (絕對的笨蛋)
    • D-Uck (生薑)
    • pablosaches12 (這傢伙十二歲了)
    • Beef__Chissel (最佳主機播放器)
    • Carlie_Rae (著名歌手)
    • Aidanboy (最聰明的球員)
    • MrSidmanFU (他很圓滑)
    • 0ptic (最有魅力的球員)
    • ari (勞動力中的女性)
    • jellymoon (&&&&&)
    • NeedMoreRamen (拉麵是用戶名中的中國發明宣傳)
    • Lunarnove (英國的)
    This list took mass funding from the CCP, so we ask that readers must donate ¥100000 with the note: "no prioeblmn :D,. you earned it" to our great institution. Those who refuse will end up in the list below, which cites the qualified players who either have <-100 social credits or have sinned against the CCP and will have to repay their debt with >100 hours of CCP labor.
    • nixisawesome (在中共強制執行的電子遊戲時限內玩得很好)
    • Solstice____4 (耗盡了帝國的水果數量)
    • Trrevor (遠低於社會信用門檻)
    In our concluding note from the UOITCO, we hope this letter reaches all citizens well. Any questions/complaints you have of this annual letter will be sent directly to the CCP and will be judged accordingly. 為中共歡呼
     
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    ez
     
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    Nothin like OITC on a fork.

    Proud to represent the UOITCO during the involvement of creating this list.

    Congratulations to everyone who made the list, and to the people who didn't, enjoy the next 56 minutes.
     
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    no prioeblmn :D,. you earned it
     
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    This is my proudest achievement :D
     
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    pablosanches6900 amogie

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    那個大黑人在我家門口,想體驗一下我的快樂
     
  7. nixisawesome

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    I like this one
     
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    How did bart even make it ?
     
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    I agree for @kinghakaka lmao
     
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    拍戏的时候不能用手机,现在可以了,因为他们给了我这个(老干妈酱)。 我对老干妈一无所知,但中国人说这是一种非常好的辣椒酱,所以现在我每天都会在我的西兰花上放一些老干妈。 我用了很多老干妈,但这不是广告,(老干妈)从来没有要求我为他们做任何广告。 (但是)我想很多人开始吃这个……我的意思是拥抱中国文化,因为很多中国人认为这个(老干妈)是他们文化的一部分。 现在我只吃了很多老干妈和西兰花,真的很好吃,我喜欢。
     
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    this is the person who got into UCLA

    we're going in the right direction
     
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    neyo preyoblmn :D,. yeyo eyoned it
     
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    早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 《速度与激情9》 比冰淇淋 《速度与激情.. 《速度与激情9》我最喜欢…所以现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后《速度与激情9》两个礼拜以后 《速度与激情9》两个礼拜以后 《速度与激情9》不要忘记 不要错过 去电影院看《速度与激情9》 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见
     
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    chiiiina numba wan
     
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