Anti-Jokes

(I don't know if these are aloud cause they could be just bad or offending, but they're funny to me cause my sense of humor is pretty morbid) Definition of an anti-joke: a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why was the boy sad?
He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The duck doesn't say anything because it's a duck.

There's the end of the horribleness. (I died laughing when I heard these)

Why did Suzy fall off her swing?
I hit her with a bat.

 

Meh, I'll contribute.


Why did sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock Knock,: Who's there?

Not sally.

 

Pfffffft.

 

What's the differnce between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
I take off my shoes when I jump on the trampoline

Spoiler: WARNING: VERY OFFENSIVE

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
Because he saw his gas bill.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He wanted to be a goose and cross the road

knock cluck

Whos there?

A chicken who needs you to pay his medical bill

idk ;-;

 

Another baby joke:
What's worse than 3 dead babies in 1 trashcan?
1 dead baby in 3 trashcans.

 

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?


Depends on how hard ya throw 'em

 

How did a baby cross to the other side of the road?

It died and it's soul went to the other side

 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm sorry ma'am but your husband was killed in a car crash.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get hit by a car. He was suicidal.


What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.


What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

 

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

idk

To get to the bitch's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

 

Yep, it is.

What is small, green and has 3 corners?
-A small, green triangle

 

Knock knock
Whose there?
It's the police
What?!
You are under arrest for making knock knock jokes
:(

 

A man walks into a bar...

His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart..

 

why did @PyromancerMagic kill me?


Pyro always hated me



jk he loves me :)

 

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off her swing?
Someone threw a fridge at her.

(This is my type of humour. LOL.)

 

Why did the baby cry after receiving a teddy?










Because I kicked it.

Edit: I have a weird fascination with kicking babies ;n;

 

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza


pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven

 

heil hitler

 

why did badie came here
cause he is active on forums

 

This is stupid.

What did the buffalo say to his son before he left for a trip?

Bison.

GET IT AHAHHAHA LIKE BYE SON BUT BISON CUZ BISON AND BUFFALO R LIEK TWINS XD IM SUFUNNY AHFREGY@KLMW