I don't think napping is an effective way of cleaning faeces out of your bed. I recommend a carpet shampooer or get a new bed.
thank you for sharing. you must have ALOT of past experiences with this, hence your impeccable knowledge of it.
My cat accidentally got locked in my room for over a day if that gives any context Needed edit: no he did not shit on my mattress but we did have to clean and flip it