A Couple of Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather drive bumper cars everywhere or drive regular cars?
Would you rather drink milk straight from the udder of a goat or clip and eat your classmates toenails with your mouth?
Would you rather be in a room with monkeys with projectile poop or with a rabid lion? (Either way you die)
Would you rather eat chicken for the rest of your life or eat beef for the rest of your life?

 

1. bumper cars
2. eat my classmates toenails with my mouth.
3. with a rabid lion
4. chicken for the rest of my life

because swag