patrikaras

>refresh >30 alerts. what the hell happened?

How long till i gather a giant following and spread my marvellous rhetoric on the impressionable souls of the members of this site?

if she like fiji water she a thot.

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What is life?

If any of my statements actually seem useful and i am bringing a postive change to your life remember that i am actually being ironic

Does this forum actually have a use though? I mean shitposting is fun and all, but. If someone were truly productive here what would they do

The one group that defends us from these vile people is known as the Thot Patrol. Their sacrifices and abilities deserve your utmost respect

Remember: The true enemies of the Shitposting League are: normies, thots and thot enablers.

ok so apparently now my posts require moderator approval to be visible. this place is like a maximum security prison for statements

ok i escaped the interrogation, turns out they think it was someone else who leaked that vital piece of info. you better not snitch on me

If you do not see any more posts it means that the Royal Secret Services have broken into my dorms and are interrogating me.

The United Kingdom's true formal name is in fact "Bongistan". But only I, the Queen, and her Royal Council know this piece of information.

Jerry and Harry more like Ben&Jerry's ha ha am i right guys?

I am the "Viper" of the Jerry & Harry forum.

Spoiler Alert: Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's real father.

Biggie Cheese is the most important figure of modern history.

The more obscure i get, the more powerful i become. That is the true essence of shitposting.

still won't let me change my settings...darn

ok apparently making more posts doesnt work so my occupation and location will remain secret :P