Cobra

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Retired IJAH [Helper]
Became Helper 12-25-2014
Retired 3-25-2015

Cobra's Little Bio
I am CobraTheAlmighty.

I am the guy who likes to be your friend when I meet you for the first time.

I am not the best person in the world, no one is. I try my best to be friends with a lot of people. I may seem immature on the outside, but I have a colorful personality. I don't want to change that really because I am who I am, but I am willing be improving. I would like to be a part of your Minecraft journey basically.

I'm not the "sharpest tool in the shed", I have many problems that make me look like a fool. I struggle through the usual teenage years, especially thinking about girls. At some point, I will pretty much have my mind on one girl I have a crush on.

I believe I am mental. I can't help myself sometimes so I resort to some form of anger whether it is visible to you or not. Everyone goes through that.

I am a cosmic artist. I like artwork that has to do with the galaxy, psychedelic art. I listen to DyE - Fantasy on a daily basis since it makes me feel like I am flying through the air with my crush as we explore the cosmos.

I may not stick to my word as it is hard for me to know everything I had promised in the past. I have other things in life I would like to be a part of and sometimes I don't have the time or feel committed to fulfill those wishes. I want to at least have one relationship in high school before I graduate and I think I know who I want that to be with.

I am a Catholic. I am sometimes a devout Catholic, but I sometimes don't keep my faith. I tempt myself into things that I am not proud of.

I want to be an inspiration to others. It is hard to do, but I feel like I have what it takes.

I want to be funny. Being funny is something I have always wanted to be when I was young. I may this funny business too far with others that may hurt friendships.

I am not perfect, I am like you.

I have no idea why I am typing this.

What am I to you?

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Easter weed
Looking kind of weed
with your basket of weed
Children singing smoke weed every day
for me on weed day
Mom is cooking weed
While we're out there looking everyday
for the weed is getting away...

Cobra's Rules
Rule #1: Don't hit girls.
Rule #2: Respect the Boing Boing.
Rule #3: John Goodman is always hiding under the table.
Rule #4: I say the cheese is two times the fence post.

Intensifying Chamber







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Well the penis is a muscle isn't it? -Barack Obama (June 26, 2015 regarding same sex marriage)

(An ultimatum, look away now if you are offended)
I am thankful that I am not as active with the community, especially at this stage of life.

I feel like that if I was still acive within this community that I would've been more immature and wasted my time.

TF2 > Minecraft
Garry's Mod > Minecraft
Real Life > Minecraft

I don't have to deal with people who are influenced by a culture filled with the horrors of media unlike my society.

I have people in my life and they are called my friends, my true friends, my in real life friends.

I regret applying for the Helper Rank. I was wasting my time worrying about a rank that I knew I wouldn't have for long. Should've thought that through. I apologize for those staff members that had to go through the trouble of even looking at my applications.

I mean, I understand that the point of being a Helper. But how can that apply to me in the long run? Maintenance of a gaming server? I don't have to deal with little kids anymore and have twelve year olds shouting out obscenities and racist remarks in the chat like they think they are the coolest person in the whole world.

To the people on here, I'm not surprised in the countless directions of life you guys are making. Hell I was looking at an application and now we can name off any gender we think it is appropriate for ourselves like gender-fluid. Does it matter really? Sounds like that's radioactive material you would touch and get superpowers from.

I have had this feeling and I wanted to get it out as soon as I can, because this is what I really feel about you guys to be honest at this point.

Now most of you are going to be like those tumblr feminazis going around accusing me of being offensive.

So you are offended? Good for you then.

I'm glad there are people that have a sense of emotion.

I don't know how some of you guys deal with life and with this server anymore, especially for those who are around the same age as I am (17 years old).

I already know where I am going for college. I already know what I am majoring in. I have most of that planned out. I know what I am going to do with my life.

I am a new person now. I am still funny, but I want to be a serious person in life. This wasn't helping me.

You can count this as my farewell.

Otherwise, I would've just posted a thread in that section that said "Bye."

I actually would like to leave a server without a message of some sort because I just wonder if I have any actual friends on here instead of people who just gossip about the past I sometimes regret happening.

Last Requests
- See Austin again before I head out for college
- Have people take me seriously.

That's the end of my ultimatum and thank you for containing your anger.

I felt like I just typed a paper.















Remember kid,
there's heroes and there's legends.
Heroes get remembered,
but legends never die.
Follow your heart kid,
and it will never go wrong.