Oh no. No, no, no, no. You can shit on my grave (If I die), but I am not getting into a relationship for I, Shadow_Riolu, do not believe in love.
No no no, no shipping, Gooby don't you do it. I do not accept this. I do not get in relationships, nor do I love anybody. I am one for myself and no one is getting involved in my life.
I can take anyone's soul. My strength derives from the despair and darkness of others. Resistance is futile and will only make it even more painful.
I am a soulkeeper, and I raise Legion. I take the souls I enslave and use them for my purposes. Beware foes, I have returned. *Evil laugh.*
And for those who don't want to. *Cough* "Lose your soul," Just sign this contract here and become one of my legion army. You will serve me for the rest of eternity to come with no means of turning back. (Also this is so I keep the same status. AGAIN.)
Yes you did. Also... Nope, I keep all souls in this jar here. If I really like them, they go into this jade necklace of mine.
Sadly, I don't have one. I traded them for a new van. You can trade souls in rapist meetings, which is where me and MapTurtle met.
I see, well then you are a lost cause, if you will excuse me, I will have to see an old rival of mine...
Yo, if you have time, I found this cool server that has fun games. Go on my server if you want, and I'll tell the IP
I am a soulkeeper, and I raise Legion. I take the souls I enslave and use them for my purposes. Beware foes, I have returned. *Evil laugh.*
My new ringtone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZ6LcfGV_w I love it. It is so dark and depressing yet beautiful. It is my type of music.
Heh. Soulkeeper. You can't take my soul. cause i can evolve into the fast jolteon and run so fast that I"ll fly away HAH.