SPIDER HALP

I found a spider today
What should I do?

 

I bet the spider made a "HUMAN HALP" thread too

I would lick it... who knows what'll happen

or fry it and eat it

or befriend it and teach it english

 

It's obvious? Give it some money!

 

Let it bite you and you'll become spiderman.

 

Burn your house down.
Just burn it

 

Punch it.
I actually punched a real huge spider that was at night and it was right next to me. I was like POW BICH

 

Kill it.
I'm scared of spiders.

 

If I saw a spider like that on my floor I would throw batteries at it because batteries are the best weapon against spiders.

Remember kids, you learn something new every day.

 

FALCON PUNCH

 

Looks like a fake spider lmao XD

 

it isn't

 

is that a flashlight?

 

Looks like one tho xD