Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element Chuck Norris knows it the element of surprise. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded. Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving and then his parachute failed to open, so the next day he returned to the shop for a refund.
Chuck Norris made the hospital he was born in. Chuck Norris doesn't water his flowers to grow. He demands them to.
Chuck doesn't turn on the shower, he just looks at it until it cries Chuck and the sun were having a staring contest. After a few hours, the sun blank