Chuck Norris Jokes

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  1. EthanH2point0

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    Post a picture of Chuck Norris with a Chuck Norris joke on it. Example: images-2.jpeg
     
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    Nice thread image.jpeg
     
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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element Chuck Norris knows it the element of surprise.

    Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

    Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died.
     
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    chunk norris round house kicked a horse to create the giraffe
     
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    i cri i wish i was like him ; -;
     
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    Chuck Norris once went skydiving and then his parachute failed to open, so the next day he returned to the shop for a refund.
     
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    You fly a kite when it is windy.
    When it isn't windy, a kite flies chuck norris
     
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    Chuck Norris made the hospital he was born in.

    Chuck Norris doesn't water his flowers to grow.
    He demands them to.
     
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    Chuck doesn't turn on the shower, he just looks at it until it cries

    Chuck and the sun were having a staring contest. After a few hours, the sun blank