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Fortunately, we have another story to keep you idiots up all night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the story is about a man named Jonathan...

 

Unfortunately, this story is cliché

 

Fortunately, we don't have to participate

 

Unfortunately, I make everyone participate.

 

Fortunately, We like to participate

 

Unfortunately, the next person is going to start the story.

 

Fortunately, the story is about the suicide squad so it's going to be fun

 

Unfortunately, critics gave the story a 'bad' rating. :(

 

Fortunately, no one cares

 

unfortunately, suicide squad was a flop

 

Fortunately, no one cares.

 

Unfortunately, this is a shitty topic so the story was changed

 

Fortunately, it's going to be better than weiner's dog movie

 

Unfortunately, I don't know about the weiner dog movie, so I instead started a new story about a dog.

 

Fortunately, this dog was with a rich af fam

 

Unfortunately, this dog was abused

 

Fortunately, the dog then found a vet and they fixed all it's wound and found a loving family. :)

 

Unfortunately his whole family was kidnapped and he was alone. :(

 

Fortunately, he found sanctuary and lived happily ever after and his family were then sent lose and the family moved away and he then got married to a different female dog

 

Unfortunately, his wife was cheating on him with a CAT!