Don't blame me if your ears start to bleed...

But... The lyrics make no sense, his tone is flat, and my friend who sings nasal could do better then that...

Plus, it is the internet. Haters gonna hate :/

 

true lmao

 

I can't decide which one is worse, the lyrics or his voice...

 

I get it, it's pretty awful, but do we really have to joke about killing ourselves? I mean, as bad as the lyrics are, (and his voice) at least he's confident about it. And I don't know about you guys, but my voice is still worse than his.

 

One of the funniest bits, (not sure if it's true), but his real first name isn't Jacob.. it's Rolf. Technically Rolf Jacob Sartorius.. damn
Combined with a common nickname people have replacing Sartorius with Saggytits makes for a rather interesting entire name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

The worst part about this is the fact that it's Justin Bieber 2.0.
Watch. Jacob probably had at least somewhat of a future before musica.ly (or whatever it's called). Now all his social media popularity and """""fame""""" are going to get to his head and by the time he's 18 he's going to be a self-absorbed douchebag. More than he may already be.

It's tragic tbh.

 

LIFE HAS MANY OPEN DOORS, EDBOY

 

There should be Vine compilations on what to do with his sweatshirt

 

(Skip to 1:03)
Poor guy, even his own sweatshirt wants to get away from him.

 

if you have
that kind of name
why would you even bother trying

 

Isn't his name also like The AVGN? James Rolf?

 

When i opened this i knew there was this asshole here. He was!

 

Lists of jacob/rolf's crimes
1 his autotune
2 his lyrics
3 himself
4 people he got to produce this
5 his parents for giving birth to him

Before you watch get some of this ready

 

His parents who are milking him for money lolololololol

 

Whats the difference between Hitler and Jacob ?

Spoiler

Hitler knew when to kill himself

totally didn't copy this

 

after dying 2 much 5 u I'm back
but i still died again
FACK

 

Tbh, the song isn't really that bad. Its just the music video and the guy thats singing it.

If another guy sang it then it would've been okok

 

Someone... bleach? A knife? A ROPE? SOMETHING PLEASE