Well, first, you have to better than everyone. (like myself) plus chimps are more intelligent than you anyways.
Your profile photo (aside from making me want to kill myself) looks like a blind boy staring at a cheeto for the first time.
At least he has a chance at having a positive K/D. Or, you know, he doesn't bring up unrelated things in a roast.
Your eyebrows look more split than when Moses split the sea (sidenote: we both play csgo and im pretty sure its only him that can get what I mean, so it isn't an unrelated topic/thing)
Sorry you had to put a number at the end of your name because you couldn't think of anything original.